Has that "fact" ever really been proven? It's something I've heard and read a million different places but it sort of sounds like a dirty wive's tale.
There was a phase in my life where I drank Singapore Slings every weekend for a good 2 months. Nobody said shit about my sperm tasting awesome. All the gin must have a deleterious effect on dick batter flavor. That, and the 5 pounds of garlic I eat daily. Now to drink beer. I feel like an asshole drinking pumpkin beer in summer, but this stuff is so fucking good. Hate all you want. I will shower you in my pumpkin spunk.
Yeah, corpses tend to not offer a ton of commentary when you face fuck 'em. Who knew? Speaking of Singapore Slings, where does one get orange bitters? I cannot find it anywhere. The liquor stores up here only have Angostura.
There are a ton of liqueurs that I haven't been able to find successfully but in the case of bitters, I think you can make them yourself if you don't want to order online. I believe black jesus is the one who described the process but I can't remember in what thread he talked about it.
Why the fuck should I help you after that pithy comment? Take your black epileptic ass to the store. I hope instead of a canary bewildered makes you test the air in her bathroom after a marathon burrito dump. Singapore Sling does not incorporate orange bitters, but Angostura bitters. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.drinkboy.com/Cocktails/Recipe.aspx?itemid=151" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.drinkboy.com/Cocktails/Recip ... itemid=151</a> As for bitters, Fee Brothers is probably the best. Buy them online. The Total Wine stores down here carry a good half dozen varieties. Anywhere else, who knows. Angostura is sold pretty much everywhere including the grocery store.
Something kind of like this happened here in Albuquerque about five years ago. A guy working at a local grocery chain jizzed into the yogurt samples he was giving out. A woman noticed the different taste and complained. What. The. Fuck.
Just when I thought this couldn't possibly take an even bigger turn into fucking disgusting. Blech. Now I'm all twitchy.
To have a Sling, it's cradle is the Long Bar at the Raffles hotel in Singapore (haven't been): La Floridita is home of the Hemmingway daiquiris. Actually, it's where the daiquiri itself was invented. Expensive, awesome, -- if not perfect-- bar (I've been): (that's Hemmingway's life-sized) brass statue at the end of the bar) And, Hemmingway's Other Bar, the first bar to make the Mojito, is charisma-free dump called La Bogeguita del Medio. It's the size of my guest bedroom, dirty, and they kick you out as soon as your super-expensive drink is done: ...I went in to take a photo and a bar staff demanded I erase the photo or give him money. I asked my guide "How do you say 'Go Fuck Yourself' in Spanish?? Say it to him." ..There are many bars I have on a Scavenger Hunt list that I wish to visit some day. Number One on my list the Campbell Apartment in Grand Central Station, rated as the nicest bar in the entire United States.
I have a glass of scotch in my hand, a steak on the grill, some of Europe (and North Carolinas) finest craft beer in the fridge, and I'm about to put Despicable Me on the blu ray. Now this is how you celebrate a job offer
As a mom of two teenage girls, I would never post underage titties. As a matter of fact, I have been known to at any given time reach over and yank up my daughter's top if I feel it's getting too low. She loves it when I do that. She leaves for college next year and I am already sweating it. She's a bit naive on top of it, so I consider it a lose-lose. She had a boy ask her to the movies but "just as friends mom". Until he texted her asking if it was okay if he flirted with her during the movie. He is apparently a man-whore so she wasn't okay with it and broke off the (non) date. It was a little bit awkward in class after that. On Monday my husband is taking the kids to his parents' house at the beach. He does it every summer. It's the best vacation ever. I'm trying to convince them to take the dog. They love beaches, right?
The Ritz Bar in New Orleans is on my list. Also, RDF. Harry's in Venice, another Hemingway hangout. Trader Vic's in Cali is probably a tourist trap, but tiki drinks, man. Tiki drinks. Christ what an art form. La Floridita is definitely a destination. I always heard Bodegita del Medio was a shit hole. I also heard Hemingway rarely hung out there, just gave them some press. He was a Floridita man, and that, too, is where I will set up camp.
As a person who wants to avoid prison and the sex offenders list I'd never post under age titties myself. I'll also be throwing any female born children of mine into volcanos before they hit puberty.
Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 I plan on building a small prison in the basement to keep my daughters in, they'll get parole when they turn 30 or start getting along with their mom. I am taking the over.
Knowing your passion for mixed drinks, they would have to drag you out of Floridita kicking and screaming. The mojito bar is dumpy, but Hemm,s apartment is right above it where he wrote Old Man & The Sea.