Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 happyfunball is right. Tossing your daughters into volcanoes or building prisons is too costly or time-consuming. I'm going to convince my brother to take his daughter to Saudi Arabia.
Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 You people make me sick. Basement prisons? Taliban Land? A young woman is something to be nurtured and taught, a human being with her own mind that should be cherished, loved, educated to appreciate her own mind and body. That's why you teach her that every man has AIDS and is a rapist, and every instance of sex is like 1000 fiery cocks penetrating your virgin butthole. What's that? Vagina? No, there is only anal sex and it tears every time. EVERY. TIME. And God is WATCHING.
To have a Sling, it's cradle is the Long Bar at the Raffles hotel in Singapore (haven't been): i've been there, and the only thing that was nice about it was we were able to leave after 1 sling, quickly. I wanted to murder the fat guy next to me at the bar, south boston accent, asking everyone if they knew "where the hot local girls hung out". also, Singapore is unnervingly clean. I'd feel better eating something that fell on any of their alleys, than on anything that fell on my bathroom floor. maybe that says more about me.
Why would you have a daughter? You can still abort a fetus after you discover it isn't a boy on the sonogram. Schedule the appointment the same day and save some time.
Re: Re: WDT 8/2/13 I plan on having a nice, reasonable talk with my daughter when she is a teenager, and to completely trust her judgment. Haha! Just kidding. I'm gonna tell my wife to handle it however she wants and I'll support her by shoving my fingers in my ears and singing 'LALALALALALALA!'
New topic: Both in their prime, Mike Tyson vs Bruce Lee in a fight to the death, who wins? The correct answer is Mike Tyson, but some people think Bruce Lee would win and it's important that we find those people and laugh at them.
That's where we messed up, we waited until delivery to find out what we were having. I guess it's too late now. On a somewhat interesting note (not really), the intern's name assisting my delivery was named "Robert DeNiro". Despite all the drugs, I do remember that. Oh and the doctors and nurses were making OJ Simpson jokes. I don't remember those, except one doctor got upset with them and something about two people being dead and it's not a joking matter. Buzzkill. I was so high after one of my kids as they were wheeling me out of the delivery room I was waving to all of them saying things like, "Thanks everybody, you have a great night. You guys are awesome!" I also think I called my work. So glad I didn't have a cell phone back then. But...he's Bruce Lee. He fought Kareem and won! You are ruining my childhood. I saw Game of Death at the drive-in. That was a place where we would sit in our cars and watch movies on a big screen with the speaker hooked onto our car window. And you only had to pay by the car! Good times.
When the question was Lee vs Ali, even Bruce picked Mohamed, I don't know how you could argue otherwise. Weight classes exist for a reason.
I first saw the argument on the internet and I assumed the Lee supporters were just trolls, but then I met a guy in real life who was convinced that Tyson would get picked apart. Mike Tyson is a rapist who bit someone's fucking ear off in a sanctioned boxing match, that's not a man you want to be in a street fight with.
I would not fight a prime Bruce Lee nor Mike Tyson with a shotgun. That being said, Tyson would take Lee. I finally finished all of my homework that's due in about two minutes and I am stone cold sober. I have the option of getting a good night sleep or cracking into the brand new bottle of vodka. The latter is clearly the better choice.
I have 3 younger sisters, the oldest of which is 4 years younger than me. I was never very protective of her. Though her bf approached me when I was a sophomore in college (they were 15-16 and had been dating almost 3 years at that point, he was like the surrogate son of the family with me away at school) about some sort of relationship advice, and I remember specifically dissuading him from anything physical and letting him know it was better if he "waited till college". I doubt he listened to me long, shudder, but I know for the summer he had a weird disposition that I'm sure was my doing. Also interesting, when I would come home during breaks and the summers, said sisters friends would be around. She was popular and hung out with alot of athletes. These were 6'2-6'3 dudes, half of whom played D1 football or baseball, but they were meek and deferential to me, all 5'10 and, at the time, 140 lbs of me. It was at that time that I began to understand the intimidation and influence an older brother, of any sort, had. Now multiply it by a greater factor for a father, and provided you haven't been an overbearing assface and your daughter can't wait to rebel, you can put the fear of God in any teenage boy by simply being friendly but with the undercurrent of "touch my daughter in a way I wouldn't love and I have friends who can make you disappear." Once they go to college, all bets are off, but while my future daughters (I'm sure I'll have all attractive daughters as karmic balancing for my youth) are under my roof, they can be the popular prudes.
Fuck all that. Is Tyson as flexible as Lee was? Tyson is used to hitting above the belt. If Lee disabled one of his legs, Tyson would be wide-open to attack. Granted, we're talking about a no-holds-barred match.
I've been to that bar, and it's way better if you can get a table outside. The hot (working) girls are at the Orchard Towers (aka four floors of whores), and that city has the best sushi I've ever had in my life.
Un huh, and how would he do that? A leg kick from Lee would hurt like hell, and the next day I'm sure anybody, Tyson included, would be sore. But there's no way it would disable his leg. Look at MMA fighters, leg kicks are like baseball bats to the leg, but one or two won't finish a guy like Tyson. Keep in mind that this is a street fight, so Tyson wouldn't just be thinking boxing strategies. Whatever he got a hold of, he would rip off. Literally - he could snap Bruce Lee's arms right in half. They were both freaks, but Mike was 60 pounds of muscle heavier and legitimately crazy.
This. Plus, I remember seeing the math worked out wherein getting bare knuckle punched by Tyson would be the equivalent of taking a 300 mph fastball to the face.
I'm talking about a good side-kick to the knee. If you dislocate your knee, you aren't going to be able to do much. I've been around people who had torn ligaments/etc. from much less than a hard kick from a professional. They weren't in the same shape Tyson was/is in, but when you start moving your joints in ways that they weren't meant to go, things can go bad fast.
Yeah I saw that too. The mathematical proof, I believe, is this video: EDIT: I agree, but there's no way that happens more than 1 or 2% of the time. That's like saying a pro boxer could beat a pro MMA fighter in an MMA fight because "one punch is all it takes." The fact is, those single punches (or kicks) are tough to land even for the very best of strikers. Plus if we're talking about one strike finishing power, let's keep in mind that Mike Fucking Tyson is one of the people in the fight.