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WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty beaver

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jul 1, 2010.

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    I want to go back up to Atlanta to fight this guy. I'd add it to my resume, hoping to ride the coattails of his MASSIVE list of accomplishments.
     
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    My day will consist of writing and playing this awesome freeware game called MLB Dugout Heroes (which y'all should download so I can beat your asses in it).
     
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    Fuck, I need to learn how to play craps!! My buddy got up $1200 last night while hammered and without even trying. And I fucking lose $100 on blackjack just like that. Oh well, it's a 4 day weekend, so I won't let losing a little money get me down.
     
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    Re: WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty USA!!!

    Thankyou. Something didn't feel right about that post, and I see now it was that I denied my undeniable love of the cock. It's just not a weekend if I'm not throating some ten inch-purple-nasty-veined-cock-serpent.

    Thankyou ghetto-I'd clearly forgotten my roots.
     
    #125 Bob Trousers, Jul 3, 2010
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    I'm totally using that as a pick-up line from now on.
     
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    If a guy said this to me in a bar, I'd go home with him FOR SURE.
     
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    But if you actually consider the pick-up line - as what it is - it's actually a funny and awesome line for anybody that has a nice suit and 1997 BMW to spit, the results may be surprising. Having sex with Manitobans notwithstanding.
     
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    So you're saying Ballsack should give this line a shot?
     
    #129 Dcc001, Jul 3, 2010
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    Sometimes having a girlfriend who can't smell has its downsides. Hmm.

    In other news we are planning to get drunk off of tequila (well, drunker - I've already had myself a strong vodka tonic, my xth of the day). I have never had tequila before. This can only end well.

    Also I made lamb shoulders and oh my god they were almost as orgasmic as the sex I just had. Maybe more. I think I need a control group for this statement.

    Does anyone else think the Celebration remix of Wavin Flag contains way too much reference to ancient Greek mythology for mainstream radio? "Give me freedom, give me fire"? Well, shit, dude, you're not the one having vultures eternally rip out pieces of your liver. And isn't it creepy that the ancient Greeks knew that the liver regrew in such a fashion? Jesus.
     
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    Damn I didn't know his last name was actually Page. I just thought it was in reference to his dating website page. Man guys that use three names atr super douche.
     
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    Cookies drunk. In St. Louis. WTF?
     
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    I am beginning to wonder if this storebought marguerita mix is really shitty or if my toilet bowl cleaner is really made of triple sec.
     
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    Jeez, calm down...

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    Is it really that hard to buy lime juice in a bottle? All those pre-made mixes taste horrible. Sugary messes. All you need is the tequila, 1 lime (3/4oz worth of juice), some triple sec and maybe a sprinkle of sugar to cut through the lime. My friend called me earlier to tell me he had some of that margarita mix, rum, mojito mix, and 7 up. If he didn't go to sleep diabetic, he's waking up one. It's summer time, people, buy the fresh stuff while you can.

    I haven't had a reversal of fortune in a long time. After 1 pizza, bruschetta with olive tapenade, salumi, a sfogliatelle, a bottle of wine, and vodka, I'm fucking green. This is no good. There's a bright red ring around my mouth and all my teeth are purple, like I just got done sucking off Grimace.

    Obligatory Iwo Jima/swimsuit patriotism. Not sure if these 2 things need to be combined, but:
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    One for Chater and all us Amurrcan's courtesy of WWTDD.com:
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    What kind of drunk are you! You've never had a vodka tonic, and this is your first time drinking tequila... holy shit. Oh, by the way, you're about to learn a very important drinking lesson. Drinking tequila never ends well. Bottoms up!
     
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    This'll be the nicest things I ever say about Australia, but damn do you guys have an entertainingly confusing-as-fuck version of football. I've been watching for a half hour without the slightest idea what's going on but fuck if i'm not enjohying it. well played
     
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