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WDT: All hail maple syrup, toques, and the All-Mighty beaver

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Jul 1, 2010.

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Alright enough of this bikini bullshit. Time for some big naked tits
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    And that, my friends, is how you get a thread back on track.
     
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  2. hotwheelz

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    Bitch, please:
     

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  3. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Every once in a while, I mean rarely, oh so rarely, I come up with a serviceable idea.

    About 5 months ago, I said to my wife 'Hey honey, when the weather gets nice, I think I'm going to figure out how to get a tv on the roof of our apartment building and watch the Phillies.' Mind you, this was when it was blizzard like conditions here in Philly, that's what kind of visionary I am.

    Anyway, fast forward to last weekend, and my main tv craps out. Let me tell you, this is a crisis situation if you're unemployed and have no money because there is fuck all to do during the day. My wife says 'Hey, there's a 13 inch tv down in storage.' So I get it, but as luck would have it, a friend of my wife's is moving to West Virginia and is getting rid of her tv. So we go pick it up and it's a monster. It's a 32 inch (non flat screen - but fuck, it's free!). So I put the 13 inch tv back in storage. To which my wife says 'hey, weren't you going to hook up a tv on the roof?'

    Oh yes, oh yes I was.

    So I grabbed some cable and a 30 foot extension chord. I ran them out of my cable box and outlet, out the window, and up to the roof right above my apartment. So on Thursday, I was watching the Phillies afternoon game on the roof. Fucking awesome. My friend is watching with me, and he gets inspired...

    We had an impromptu get together last night, and my buddy and me rig up his projector. The amount of wires running on the roof made it look like Sandford and Son, but classier.

    And it was awesome. Watching the Phillies on a nice summer night, and then at 9:30 turning our lawn chairs the other way to watch the fireworks display at Penns Landing.

    Fucking awesome, and no hangover today. Now that's a good night!
     
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  4. konatown

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    Good morning America. Happy America to the world.
     
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  5. The Village Idiot

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    Sorry for the second post in three posts, however, since it is the Fourth of July, I think we need to take a moment and think of those out there that don't have the freedom that we do. Those that are restrained, hidden away from the light of liberty, and unable to shine in their natural state.

    Yes, the boobs. We need to liberate the boobs. Extra points for patriotic boobs.

    This might be my second good idea this year, which is one greater than my quota.

    Edit: Come on ladies! Head over to the boobie thread and show us your patriotism. Or something like that.
     
    #145 The Village Idiot, Jul 4, 2010
  6. Dcc001

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    I don't know how patriotic they are, but one set certainly looks Scottish:

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    #146 Dcc001, Jul 4, 2010
  7. ghettoastronaut

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    Yeah, I know. I was mostly going for the novelty of it, I think. Also, the lack of triple sec, but that's in the details.

    A drunk who's been sticking with whisky (and you will all take lessons on its proper spelling) and beer for far too long. Well, that, and I've only been drinking for four or five years. As it turns out, the girlfriend got silly as per normal, squawking along to the Avenue Q theme, and neither the marguerita nor the tequila sunrises turned out spectacularly well. Who would have thought that syrup made from pomegranate could be so damn bitter? Perhaps if I have another weekend in Montreal this summer, the tequila might make a proper appearance.
     
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  8. Crown Royal

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    Good night last night. Got wasted and managed to win $100 in the Newfie Horshoes tournament. I cannot be defeated.
     
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  9. Danger Boy

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    Went out and watched the Lesnar/Carwin fight last night at my buddie's bar. Was a bit disappointed Carwin didn't pull it off, I thought he had him. At least Lesnar wasn't a giant cock about it this time. Plus it's nice to see a local guy win (he lives about 45 miles from me).

    I'm surprised there wasn't a thread about this.

    Anyways, happy birthday America.
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  10. taste_my_rainbow

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    I'm about to watch the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest... so gross but so fascinating.
     
    #150 taste_my_rainbow, Jul 4, 2010
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    Started smoking a 10 pound pork shoulder last night around midnight so it'll be ready this afternoon.

    Happy 4th!
     

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    I just watched that shit and I almost puked. It was so fucking gross with all the shoveling and chomping. God bless America for supporting such a disgusting thing as competitive eating. I believe things like that are why a lot of the world hates us.

    And the two chicks were freaking tiny! How does that shit work?
     
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  13. Bread Mustache

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  14. Kubla Kahn

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    Set to an Aussie band's song but still the US Military blowin shit up gooooooooood:

     
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  15. Dcc001

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    Anyone who's interested in a lesson on whisky/whiskey, I highly recommend this book. It goes into great detail whisk(e)y's history, the distilling process and the difference between the two.

    Incidentally, both spellings are correct, unless you're being a Scotch snob. If you'd like to broaden your horizons to the Irish side of things, I recommend:

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    Oh, and so Chater doesn't get mad:

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  16. cssdh8

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    Happy Forth.

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    I always get a good laugh from this video.
     
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  18. ghettoastronaut

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    Oh my god, the Queen is visiting this weekend and this is the kind of behaviour you exhibit? You're embarassing the rest of us. Everyone knows that the enlightened, which is to say, British part of the world spells whisky without the superfluous "e". Somehow the Japanese, in a rare fit of sensibility, joined that particular club. Even though they use an entirely different alphabet and language.

    I know you Americans like to randomly remove "u"s you consider extraneous from words, but this is taking it too far.
     
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    Chilling down in Jacksonville for the fourth. Love the beach.
     
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  20. pants are sad

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    Maybe a little skinny for some, but...
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    #160 pants are sad, Jul 4, 2010
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