Fucking supposed to snow on Sunday. It's almost May for fucks sake and the weather is pretty much 40s until next weekend. I was hoping to do something outside with my girlfriend but we'll see.
Just this one, so far. I may try some of the other recipes eventually. https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/recipes/a47269/mexican-street-corn-elote-recipe/
My dad's new wife once mentioned how her colon probably looked like the onion rings I was eating at the moment while we were in a restaurant
yikes. My favorite is when grandpa-in-law’s new wife tries to act like she’s part of his generation, when in fact she’s the same age as his daughter. Or when she says she grew up poor because her family owned a duplex and had to rent out the other half. Or that time she wore white to my wedding. GIL is very classy and surprise divorced wife #2 to marry her best friend, then got her kicked out of their country club. all when he was 85. I kind of love crazy old people drama though.
I was at my ex-wife's brother's inlaw's place for XMas dinner one year, and the old grandfather (who is a kick-ass guy who led a hell of a life, gave me a custom bamboo fishing rod he built), well, he's kind of hard of hearing, and one of the university age kids on the inlaw's side is a gorgeous 18 year old blonde, but is getting that freshman 15 thing. He practically yells at me, thinking he's whispering, hands cupped in secret over his mouth, "WOW, SHE'S REALLY GETTING FAT, EH?" That was the pin that got pulled out of the grenade, and the rest of the night was a disaster. She went off crying, her parents were pissed at the inlaw's grandfather, then everyone got pissed at everyone, and my wife and I just sat with our backs in a corner drinking good wine and soaking it all in. On top of it all the in-law's grandfather owned a chain of auto dealerships and was just found guilty in a $30 million tax fraud scam and was about to be sentenced to jail so everything was already a powder keg as this was his "off to the big house" last meal, without anyone talking about it. One of the weirdest but most entertaining nights of my life.
Found a story about it... apparently the initial findings of $30m were dropped to be much lower than that, but still, resulted in a huge fine.
We just wrapped up lunch and she mentioned that sometimes she shits her pants while she takes an afternoon nap, but not when she sleeps at night. She couldn’t get over how weird that was. I was just trying to eat my BBQ pork.
My MIL shits herself when she sleeps. We put a protective cover on the bed when she's here. I'm not supposed to mention it.
Probably. As far as I know she hasn’t used her bare asshole as a launchpad for bottle rockets, but I can’t be completely sure.
If you have a weak stomach, you do not want to watch the recap of the Weidman/Hall UFC fight tonight. I just about threw up... from irony alone.
There's so much adrenaline pumping during a fight he didn't even realize it was broken until he tried to stand on it.
For the time being, you can search Spoiler Weidman Hall Leg Break on YouTube and get the 25 second gag inducing version.
My girl Desiree Bassett has grown up. I'm guessing she's now married because her name is coming up as Desiree Ragoza. She's adopted a Lilith Fair/ Lallapolooza/Angry/Confused lesbian look. But she can still play: EDIT: This is just depressing. Desi apparently did get married to some dude that considers himself a DJ and he's trying to glom off her actual talent. One of these people has talent, one is a piece of shit with no talent trying to coat tail someone else:
Sorry. One more video of Desi from a couple of years ago. She loved to play and was amazing. I want to punch anyone who distracted her from music in the balls.