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[WDT] BIKE TO WORK [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 20, 2022.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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  2. GTE

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    Dude can't give a beating, but he sure can take one.
     
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    Prehistoric planet is the most photorealistic view of dinosaurs, I've ever seen. It's going to make Jurassic World: Dogshitpile look awful by comparison.

    Plus, baby dinosaurs everwhere. This shit is fantastic.
     
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    6 packs of chicken, no prob.

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    Yesterday Elon Musk demanded that his #MeToo accuser verify her claims by describing something weird about his genitalia. Today it was entered into the public record that Johnny Depp said that Musk has a crooked penis. Coincidence? You decide.
     
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    Rumor was Clinton has a wonky wanker also. Wonder whose is more crooked.

    I saw a porn once and the dude had a MONSTER dong that made a 90* turn. It didn't have just a slight curve, it could see around corners.
     
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    Nah, his dick wasn't curved, it was just so massive that it warped spacetime around it and appeared curved. It's called gravitational lensing.
     
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    Credit where credit is due: Amber Heard did more cataclysmic destruction to MeToo in two weeks than every single MGTOW on the planet could ever dream of accomplishing in ten lifetimes.
     
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    But her dog stepped on a bee.
     
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