Their best ever shakes were one element away from styrofoam... and I was OK with that. Then they went and made them "real milk" or some shit.
When I was in the military, late 80's to early 90's, our MRE's were absolute shit. Boil in bag trauma from the 70's... classic salisbury steak, green eggs, etc. It all sucked.
The vaguely ribs shaped ground pork patties were a fairly common part of my childhood, and were one of the favorite school lunches. My biggest complaint with the McRib is that they put way too much barbecue sauce on it. The sauce isn't all that bad, but it's overwhelming when 75% of each bite by weight is sauce.
I always considered too much sauce better than too little... at least you can wipe the excess off with fries.
I've said before that if I'm invited to a cookout and they put big chunks of onions in their burgers and don't have some with no onion, I'm just going to get drunk, not eat, and embarrass everyone with my drunkenness. I'll be that guy.
onions don’t go IN burgers, onions go ON burgers. that being said, onions are fucking delicious. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with you
We’ve had this discussion before. I spend a good chunk of my time studying regional cheeseburgers and by far my favorite is the Oklahoma onion burger. Which is a smash burger griddled with an entire onion. George Motz is a cheeseburger historian. Check out his YouTube videos of you are into bribers at all. He does pop up’s serving these in NYC out of the back of bars a few times a month. I’m trying my damdest to plan a trip around one of those pop up’s.
How was it? Did the soothing sweetness make you forget that you had recently been robbed of the ability to reproduce?
No, I always think its going to be good and it ends up tasting like shit. I'm fine with not being able to reproduce. I'm not fine with not being able to bust a nut for a week. I'm on day 4 and its rough. It doesn't help that the wife thinks its funny and flashes me whenever she gets a chance.
Or, Mrs. Juice could post in the boobie thread and we could all bust a nut on his behalf. You know, in a show of support and what not.
How dare you. She would never. I did find my friend's ex-gf on /r/gonewild once, so that was a little wild.