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[WDT] COVER YOUR NUTS IN CHOCOLATE [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Feb 25, 2022.

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  1. GTE

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    Anyone else not surprised that Scootah showed back up when there is a thread called "Cover your nuts in chocolate"?

    Then again, that might be tame by his standards
     
    #41 GTE, Mar 3, 2022
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    Girl, I is there.
     
    #42 bewildered, Mar 3, 2022
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    When we have a State of the Union address or any other important speech, is it too much to ask that we put a bag or something over the head of the person doing the sign language translation? The stupid facial expressions are very distracting.
     
    #43 Juice, Mar 3, 2022
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    Why is that even a thing? Give the deaf people closed captioning, the same thing old people like me use because they can't hear.
     
    #44 Fiveslide, Mar 3, 2022
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    Or just have Garrett Morris shout everything at them.

     
    #45 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 3, 2022
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    Please. Chocolate as a sex aide either means a yeast infection or sugar free carob bull shit. Hard pass. Find someone who likes the taste of your nuts without candy coating.

    someone recently told me that sucking clean cock tastes like avocado and that thought had been haunting me for weeks.
     
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    Watch through the first verse for full effect
     
    #47 Misanthropic, Mar 3, 2022
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    I still miss my 19 year old ass and thighs from when I lived in Copenhagen and biked everywhere and schlepped kids around in a Christiania bike. RIP Dat Ass.
     
    #48 sisterkathlouise, Mar 3, 2022
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    I miss my eyesight. I can still see the hairs on a gnat's ass from 100 yards, but recently needed to make the font on my phone larger. I'm guessing I have a year or two before I'm getting some readers
     
    #49 GTE, Mar 3, 2022
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    Me, too.

    Need to do something to muffle the crying, though.

    The butts on the girls around Belgium and the Netherlands were otherworldly when I was traveling through there a few years ago. Every single one of them seemed to be sporting a tiny waist connected to an ass that could crack walnuts.
     
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    *Adds entry to bucket list* - Sail to Netherlands, look at butts.
     
    #51 Fiveslide, Mar 4, 2022
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    Last week I handed something over for some of my older coworkers to look at and they passed it around and they all did the ”old guy holding really far away thing”. Made me feel like a spring chicken.
     
    #52 kuhjäger, Mar 4, 2022
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