You know what they say. Be your own bank. I just walked a 1st grade girl home because she asked me to. I wasn't clear on why, she said she was supposed to walk with someone? Towards the end of the walk it became clear that she thought I was a teacher at her school. Me, outside with my kid in my driveway, watering some stuff with the hose. I asked her why and she looked me up and down and goes, " you look like a teacher."
I was taking a piss earlier when my phone went nuts because of a tornado warning. It startled me so bad that I let go of the elastic waistband of the sweat pants I was wearing, so now I'm laundering a load of towels because some of them got pissed on.
I mean......how much piss we talking? seems like a lot to redo laundry over.... Oh, I'm a monster, Got it....
I did not realize that mullets were back in style until I went to a campground in the middle of nowhere, Texas.
You should more view these people through the same lens as, say, one of those war pilots who got shot down on an island and still thinks Allies are fighting the Japanese thirty years later. There was no “back in style”, they’re driving the same t-top they had in high school. Sneerin’. Hustlin’. Fuckin’ bitches in the shitter.
We did a family trip to Italy when I was in highschool. maybe 2005 or 06? I was shocked at all the professional looking Italian men with suits, briefcases, and mullets.
It's been a long day of BS politics... so I've been doing some self-medication tonight while watching the new season of The Orville. Not a bad way to spend the night. Well, that, and watching my pup take a shit after a rain storm.
This is me being petty, but a short hiatus and a new channel/streamer does not a "reboot" make. You made Season 3 of The Orville, not Season 1 of The Orville: New Horizons.