You really have to love it when service comes through like that. I remember one trip I was just starting... going from Vancouver to San Francisco for 2 weeks of business. I took the cab to the airport in Vancouver on the way out, and handed him my credit card to pay for the ride. He pulled out some historical machine, dropped the card into it, put the carbon copy paper shit over it, and then went "ca-chunk ca-chunk" as he ran the roller over the card. Except he didn't. The card wasn't seated properly, and it proceeded to snap in half. Without skipping a beat, he hands me the two pieces and says, "this one didn't work, do you have another one?" What. The. Fuck! I was young enough that this was my one and only credit card, and was the only way I was going to be able to pay for everything on the trip... from the hotel when I showed up, to all meals, etc, while there. I freaked the fuck out. Lost my shit. Went nuts. So much so that he didn't make me pay for the cab, just wanted me to go away. I immediately called the bank and told them what happened, and I think they could tell I was freaking out and how important this was. They promised they'd send me a replacement card to the hotel as quickly as they could. They even called the hotel ahead of time and explained what happened so that I could still check in without the valid credit card. Needless to say I flew down, took the free shuttle from the airport to the hotel, checked in with the busted CC for one night (based on the call from the bank), and then low and behold I get a call in the morning that there's a delivery for me at the front desk. The new card showed up in under 24 hours. I was absolutely amazed that they could do that. I had no fucking idea how they pulled it off, but I was beyond impressed and amazed. To make things even better, it turned out they bumped up my limit at the same time. By far, that was the best experience I've ever had with any bank ever. It's all been downhill ever since.
I know some of y'all don't look at Twitter, so I feel compelled to inform you that the #1 trend right now is "Nancy Reagan" and it is trending in conjunction with the phrase "throat goat". That is all.
That’s some real dedication to hating work when you’d rather deliberately give yourself diarrhea than help someone find joint compound.
Local credit union ran a promotion when I signed up that it was 6.4% interest and free atm fees (no matter who owned the machines, no matter the charge) as long as you used your debit card 4 times a month. 15 year old me was dumb, but not that dumb. Also I used to be a lot better at maths and understanding things like “interest” before the brain tumor. they’ve been through several name changes and I think one or two ownership changes even since then. Still honor that original interest rate, which is how I remember it’s exactly 6.4%, almost two decades later. They’re amazing. To say nothing of Southwest Airlines. Delta however, can eat a bag of old man dick
Well, she was as famous for sucking dick as she was for being a complete lunatic, so that makes sense.
If anyone is looking for any last minute ideas for your mom or your sister . . . https://www.ulta.com/p/acai-your-boobies-boob-serum-pimprod2017268
Honestly, I thought that kind of stuff was just sold on late night infomercials or out of some dude's basement. I didn't realized it was actually carried at a store like Ulta. Plus, according to 'wildered, Shegirl's boobs are already firm and tight.
Apparently there’s a sequel to the hilarious Bros review… https://twitter.com/everywhereist/status/1469109809593012226?s=21
Now imagine the world that crypto wants us to live in. If you don't have to 12 word seed phrase ready to restore to a new device (say they dropped your phone instead of snapped the card), you can't call your issuer. You can('t) call the company that creates the brand, or the wallet, You have to find someone to get that phrase from somewhere (if you trust online password manager's note storage or the like). No matter who you call, the answer is going to be basically "get fucked". Also make that wallet your literal identity.
I've now wrapped your NFT with my own and will now sell that. Mine is a social commentary on the generation of NFTs. It's beautiful art, 10% royalty to me forever because as an artist, I deserve it.
Does anyone else ever randomly remember being obsessed with Tucker Max like 13 years ago? Looks like he has a family and is doing well from his Instagram. What a ride.