I watched Love Hard recently and felt literal anger at having Hollywood try to tell me that Spoiler: Nina Dobrev is an "LA 6". That's literally a line in the movie. A fucking insult.
Maybe a Canadian ten. Here in the States she’s obviously barely a 5, at least until I see the leaked sex tapes.
She certainly rates higher than a six, no matter where she is. What the hell is an LA "10"? Botoxed to the point of cracking, lips injected with enough filler to resemble a baboons ass and rock hard silicone tits? No thanks.
No, but all the girls that do that end up in LA. Girl from my highschool moved to LA. Pretty blonde, huge natural breast, solid 8 any day of the week. Wasnt trying to be a star or anything. She was back in town once complaining how it was much harder for her to get dates out there compared to when she lived in Ohio. An Ohio 8 is an LA 4 or 5 I guess with the options guys have out there. Another girl I knew probably a 9 body. Got fake tits and moved to LA to try to make it. Became a Playboy "bunny" which was to say she was a server at the the Mansion trying to fuck celebrities. She never did any modeling or anything for them. Tried her hand at a shitty youtube channel, talentless and dumb as a box of rocks, and now tries to mommy vlog her fitness routine.
Guys, I got my hands on a Georgia honey glazed ham. I'm having it for a New Year dinner along with fresh rolls and homemade baked beans. Any ideas on a potato dish to serve? Traditionally it's scalloped potatoes with ham, but both my father and I would probably have to flip a coin between scalloped potatoes and dog vomit.
I usually just go with a standard garlic mashed potato dish. Take a whole head of garlic, cut off the top, drizzle on some olive oil and kosher salt, wrap in foil and roast in a 350* oven for about an hour. Once you're done boiling your potatoes, just squeeze the roasted garlic into the pot and mash to your preferred consistency. Another trick I like to do is to use a little bit of sour cream in place of a bit of regular milk when making potatoes.
Sure you can. I do it all the time. You know that someone on Reddit has come to the conclusion that pretending they’re dead may be their best and only option to sniff some poontang.
Today, I skipped my lunch break to get out of work early. I was so excited to get out early (to fix another car) that I forgot my tools... Fuck my life.
I don’t know how far your commute is Dixie, for me it was driving the 50 minutes into work and forgetting my tool box keys at the house, that will only ever happen once. Spares are now kept at work.
Someone lost their damn mind today and decided to drive their Nissan Altima on the railroad tracks and got stuck. This wasn't some attempt to get around traffic, there was none, or any other flimsy excuse for driving on the tracks. They just wanted to drive on them got stuck trying to get off them, it looked like. I would have taken a photo but I was driving and the cops were just getting there to do what they do.
Went on a 6 hour road trip on Saturday, during a little blast of snow that kept most people off the roads. Intentionally took a bunch of side roads up to Collingwood to go pick up a new bike, and the truck was a beast, especially with the Cooper Snow Claws on it. Lots of people were in the ditch, but it handled like a dream. Lots of fun was had.