Merry Christmas Idiots. I hope each of you finds one thing or has one moment that makes this Christmas special.
I hope everyone is able to travel safe, enjoy your family time, and listen for Santa. Happiest of holidays to all you idiots!
My mother in law sent me conecuh sausage. I'm set. Any other gifts at this point are just icing on my cake.
Merry Christmas idiots! I hope, unlike me, those of you with children also asked Santa to bring batteries for whatever gifts he may have delivered so you don't have to deal with a 4 year old's mental breakdown at 8 in the morning...
lol your wife is gonna get you batteries for next Xmas This dewalt cordless chainsaw I just got is both exciting and dangerous. Just like I like it!
The dog sees you standing there nude with the peanut butter and is not looking forward to the afternoon.
In my defense, I specifically asked my wife if we needed batteries for any of the kids presents and I was told no... so, obviously this is still my fault. Luckily one of our neighbors was able to bail us out and the crisis was averted.
My brother gifted me a Cameo by one of the people from My 600-lb. Life, and it was everything I hoped it would be.