Jessica Simpson was doing great until she decided to speak into a camera without singing. Then people realized why celebrities have things like publicists, handlers and body men: because many of them are fucking retards who need to basically be controlled with a joystick.
You could see Nick Lachey staring at her with an expression on his face like "coming out might be less painful than continuing to endure this."
I think my favorite aspect of Taylor Swift fans is that they simultaneously want Karlie Kloss to die a slow and painful death after watching her entire career fall to pieces, but also hope that Taylor and Karlie are furiously tribbing in some secluded mansion in the woods.
Britney is full on bipolar rambling lunatic. I’ve never seen Jessica Simpson at that level. She’d be on the streets if she wasn’t rich and I’ll be putting her on my next few death pools.
we got a bit of a taste of that this summer when she was allegedly "assaulted" by Wemby's security while asking for a picture with him at a casino during Las Vegas summer league. She threatened to sue and pressed charges against Wemby, the Spurs, whole nine. National media descended on San Antonio and tried to make everyone who even lived close to here The Big Bad Guys. Then security footage came out showing that Britney ran up to Wemby, grabbed him from behind, security brushed her hand away, and she hit herself in the face.
Or there’s that new video of her dancing with a couple of huge kitchen knives. That seems a “little” unhinged to me too. You don’t have to look very hard or far for crazy Brittney.
Oh sure, when Rachel Weisz or Patricia Velasquez do it, it's sexy and Egyptian, but when Britney does it she's crazy.
Then she (whomever runs her socials) tried to say its Halloween time, insinuating they weren't real knives. Don't mind the clanging sound they made when she banged them together. And you can see her dogs in back of her while she's wielding those big fucking knives around. I expect PETA will be calling her people soon, or already have.
Britney definitely has the crazy eyes. She's had them always and forever, but when you have an artfully edited music video, it looks sexy instead of this single shot crazy eyed mess.
Good thing their queen, Madonna, remains so sane. ….Now looking like a talking Kabuki mask and a on a level of psychosis that no lithium could tame.
Vegas police just made an arrest for the murder of 2Pac. Interestingly enough, it’s the guy who claimed Sean Combs put a million-dollar hit on Shakur’s life.