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[WDT] FALL INTO AUTUMN [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Binary, Sep 20, 2024.

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  1. Juice

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    Fuck on the quad in broad daylight.
     
    #21 Juice, Sep 21, 2024
  2. bewildered

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    I just got home and unwound from a fall festival a couple towns over and have another festival tomorrow. It's about to get so busy. I had 6 events over 4.5mo and have 9-11 more til Christmas.

    Weeeee!
     
    #22 bewildered, Sep 21, 2024
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    With the kid's roommate in a three-way.
     
    #23 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 21, 2024
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Currently on a cruise. Alaska is still amazing. What’s not is when one of your dogs dies while you’re gone (she was almost 16 so not entirely unexpected) and our young boys have to handle it by themselves with the babysitter. Fortunately my brother and our ranch hand came to the rescue to help burry her. RIP Chloe. Her sisters laid down beside her.

    I also dislocated my thumb yesterday. During sex. My wife said go to the cruise doctor. I said no fucking the way. Popped it back into place myself. It’s… not great. Maybe she was right?
     
    #24 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 21, 2024
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    My daughter is congested snd just tried Buckley’s for the first time ever. She just learned a fresh hell, and the facial expressions and gag noises said it all.
     
    #25 Crown Royal, Sep 21, 2024
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    The "yacht club" had a car show today so I took both cars and won the award for "Diamond in the Rough" with the Nova. I equate that to the World's Ugliest Dog trophy.
     

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    #26 GTE, Sep 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
  7. dixiebandit69

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    I'd rather drive the Nova than the 'Vette.
     
    #27 dixiebandit69, Sep 22, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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    Lord help me. I'm set up 15' from the taco truck.

    I'm still having dreams about the tacos at the quincerena. Nothing is going to scratch that itch but I'll sure keep trying.
     
    #28 bewildered, Sep 22, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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    There is no person on this board who more consistently and richly lives up to their custom title.
     
    #29 Binary, Sep 22, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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    Two days ago I dislocated my thumb during sex with my wife. AMA
     
    #30 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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    Was a ladder involved?
     
    #31 Kubla Kahn, Sep 22, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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    Never underestimate the strength of the human sphincter.
     
    #32 Aetius, Sep 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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    You say this, and yey you haven't heard about the red beans I made this week.
     
    #33 bewildered, Sep 22, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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    The trouble is that you've grown so accustomed to your injuries, you've ceased actually visiting the ER.

    A minor fisting injury doesn't even register.
     
    #34 Binary, Sep 22, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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    A minor Fisting Injury? What a horrible song. (Probably better in B flat)
     
    #35 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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    #36 Aetius, Sep 22, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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    you bring up a good point. I had a friend look at it who is a chiropractor and they suggested at least an MRI. “Nah I’ll just deal with it.” It doesn’t hurt so… meh, whatever. I “fixed” it
     
    #37 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 23, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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    Better than a fisting injury with a minor.
     
    #38 Binary, Sep 23, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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    can we get back to just calling it “taking a shit” again?
     
    #39 NatCH, Sep 23, 2024 at 12:10 PM
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Why isn't it called "leaving a shit"?
     
    #40 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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