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[WDT] FIRST DAY OF SPRING 3/20/20 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 20, 2020.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    He has a Schtick. I’ve never seen his show but he used to do little comedic bits as a correspondent. I’m pretty sure the whole idea of his show is tongue in cheek like Red Eye was. Filling up 24 hours a day 365 got to break up the monotony sometime.
     
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  2. bewildered

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    The 24 hour news thing was a mistake.
     
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    I loved Anchorman 2 for that theme alone.
     
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    I liked it more than the first movie. Besides the black family dinner killing me, it skewered modern media.

    “..........MORE GRAPHICS!!!!”
     
    #45 Crown Royal, Mar 25, 2020
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    Should I or should I not watch all 6 Tremors movies? They can’t possibly get better as the series goes on.
     
    #46 xrayvision, Mar 25, 2020
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    I just got a text message from Wells Fargo that it's imperative that I update my banking account. I don't have a Wells Fargo account.

    God, how I wish these scammers had to actually knock on my door and give me this news face to face. I'm stuck in a motel room with nothing to do, beating a scammer into a coma with my bare hands would serve to break up the monotony.
     
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    And would endear you to the entire population, be a public service of the highest order, and probably get you elected President.
     
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    only if he makes a reality show out of it.

    which I'd watch
     
    #49 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2020
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    Moi? President? Have you ever seen Idiocracy?
     
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    Dude, have you been in a coma? We're living it. You'd be a great candidate.
     
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    Yes, vote for me. I won't fix anything, Chances are I'll make everything worse, but it will be entertaining as hell. First thing I'll do is introduce wild hogs in the DC metro area so I have something to shoot at from the White House porch. With a machine gun. Drunk.
     
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    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VOTE
     
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    CNN, Washington DC

    Today President toytoy fatally shot three British tourists who were looking at the White House. Said the president "Their teeth were all fucked up, I thought they were wild pigs, it was an honest mistake. Beer me."

    The Queen declared war.

    President toytoy replied "Bring it on you dried up prune. I'll kick your ass from here to eternity." And then ordered a nuclear strike on the British Isles.

    Never a dull moment.
     
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    How many signatures do you need to get on a ballot? Pretty sure we could come up with whatever it is on this board. Nett could H4x0r the votes a little to give you an edge. I'll bring the guns and fireworks.
     
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    Dude, you're going to be my VP. If anything it'll take the heat off me for shooting tourists, you'll be the VP saying "I have a brain tumor. I may or may not have shot those British tourists. I don't remember because I have a brain tumor. Sometimes it hurts. Ouch."
     
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    you cool with negligent discharges?

    If you are I am
     
    #57 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2020
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    "Negligent discharges" is a great term for unwanted children.

    My father just sent me a facebook friend request.

    The end is nigh.
     
    #58 downndirty, Mar 26, 2020
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    also a great band name. You could say you named them after your unwanted child
     
    #59 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 26, 2020
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    Anybody have experience with Toyota Tacomas? I'm thinking of getting one possibly in the 4 cylinder. Any experience on the board?
     
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