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[WDT] FORTUNE COOKIE DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 20, 2024.

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  1. Juice

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    If you want chicks with dicks, add the hyphen.
     
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    The Wifey just left for a trip to the coast with some of her friends.so I'm bacheloring it for the week. I can't remember that last time I had the place to myself for any real length of time.

    For you with SO's and/or kids at home. What would you do if you had the house to yourself for 3 days with nothing to do and literally no responsibilities?
     
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    I get the chance to do that every now and then. I'll usually have one night out with the fellas to catch up/get shithoused. Then, I'll get around to doing some projects around the house that have sat for a bit (but not too much). I'll work from home, take some naps, play some old video games, watch crap on Netflix/Prime/etc, and will barely say a word to anyone other than my dog and cat. It's freaking glorious.
     
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    I immediately hear a familiar drumbeat…
     
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    Smoke weed and watch My 600lb Life. Probably beat off.

    Edit: Beating off later, not during the show.
     
    #26 Juice, Jul 24, 2024
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    Of course; you need some fresh material for the 'ol spank-bank.

    If Jungle Julia was gone for a few days, I'd probably spend most of it doing car shit and drinking beer.
     
    #27 dixiebandit69, Jul 24, 2024
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    Don't kink shame. Maybe Dr. Now really does it for him.
     
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    Nothing makes me pop a stiffy faster than an elderly Iranian man making fat people cry.
     
    #29 Juice, Jul 24, 2024
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    "If you're over 600 pounds, you're not a picky eater."
     
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    Pretty much this. Although since @GTE has no responsibilities I’d replace working from home with drinking heavily and definitely some edibles/smoking.

    Fuck I’m jealous.
     
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    I think I just might enjoy my next few nights alone.

    Edit- The wine is for the halibut I'm going to grill up here in a few. We have a shit ton of frozen watermelon so I'll be blending up some watermelon margarita's and the cigar is a legit Cuban that I snuck back with me from the UK.
     

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    He’s such a dismissive, cold-blooded asshole. He almost makes reality tv watchable for me.

    “You cannot have skin surgery because you still suffer from being a …. just an absolute complete tub of shit. Why you laugh? WHY YOU LAUGH? You think this funny, fatty? My staff are taking bets on when you will die. I hate you. San Antonio fat fuck— that’s what we call you when you leave. We talk skin surgery next month.”
     
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    And your choice was?
     
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    What show is this?
     
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    “My 600 Pound Life”. Really, really awful show, but the doctor (who apparently performs these surgeries for free) is just a complete fucking asshole to these just absolute whales, which makes it funny. He WANTS them to know that they’re horrifying.
     
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    I hear that San Antonio is the fattest city on earth, is that true? All of these “fat doctors” seem to gravitate around that city like it’s Polaris pulling them in.
     
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    It's one of the shittiest cities in America, that's for sure. Not based on crime or anything, it just sucks.
     
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