I’m of the opinion that there’s only one sure-fire way to keep mosquitos away, and it’s a decent sustained breeze. The problem is, it can’t just be a light breeze from a slow fan - it has to be enough to make them shits unable to consider flying in the immediate area. You have to try and hit the thin line between “mosquitos can’t handle this” and “everything on the picnic tables can’t handle this.”
My friend and I used to wake each other up with those things when we lived together. You get the bare feet while they’re exposed. God help you if you get trapped in a corner, you are getting burnt before breakfast.
When you don’t release an album for thirteen years, it has seven tracks in 85 minutes of music, it costs $60 an STILL blows Taylor Swift off the charts? ....it’s safe to say you are in the best band in the entire world. And yes, an album that expensive DOES come with a functioning TV built into it so Tool certainly sets the gold standard in EVERYTHING when it comes to music.
I certainly love the new album. The digital download is only like $12 bucks. The full cd did cost me $35. I don’t even have a CD player. But the album art is worth it.
Welp, my wife isn’t speaking to me now. I turned the shower head to face the door so when she turned it on she got high pressure blasted in the face (also a solid porno move). And that, my friends, is how you get silence in the house.
Resoundingly. Also I had no clue that a brief blast from the shower produced that much water. Our bathroom floor was flooded and she shut it off immediately. 10/10, would do this prank again
Tell her she should be grateful that the bathroom floor got washed and she didn't have to get on her knees to scrub it. As well as a bonus power wash for her thrown in.
I am just oh-so looking forward to my daughter being a teenager soon. I doubt this is real but goddamn.