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[WDT] FRIDAY THE 13TH [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, May 13, 2022.

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  1. Aetius

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    By "breaks into Russian comm system" I assume you mean "dialed a phone number starting with Russia's country code"
     
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    So today I learned that a few years ago the Texas waterpark chain Schlitterbahn opened a new location in Kansas. In doing so, they petitioned the Kansas Legislature to pass a law relaxing the safety inspection regulations for the park, and then rewarded the compliant legislators by inviting them to come to the park for free.

    ...at which point their flagship ride decapitated the 10 year old son of a legislator because it had been improperly designed and tested.
     
    #82 Aetius, May 16, 2022
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    down here we call it Shitterbahn

    Because of what happens in the pools
     
    #83 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    Real talk about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover:

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    I think she looks pretty hot.
     
    #84 Juice, May 16, 2022
  5. Aetius

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    Clean your room.
     
    #85 Aetius, May 16, 2022
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    Did they airbrush out the penis or is it just a really good tuck job?
     
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  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    what sport did she play, bobbing for apples?
     
    #87 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    [​IMG]
     
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    is that swimsuit playing another one of these find the nipple games?
     
    #89 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    I think she looks stunning and brave.
     
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    I'm sick of this woke shit. Back in my day the they only put on the cover those with peak athletic bodies:

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    #91 Aetius, May 16, 2022
  12. Revengeofthenerds

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    any "sport" where your greatest player of all time was a fat alcoholic who drank, dipped and smoked on the field is not a sport
     
    #92 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    [​IMG]
     
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    good example. Also not a sport. That's a leisurely activity. Do you know what NASCAR is? Driving really fast in circles. Give anyone a few beers and they'll try the same shit.
     
    #94 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    If you like a sport I don’t like, then fuck you!
     
    #95 NatCH, May 16, 2022
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    get off my lawn
     
    #96 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    Hey, you young fuck... stay in your lane. The lawn schtick is for old guys like me.
     
    #97 Nettdata, May 16, 2022
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    Only as old as you feel. And right now my knees and back hurt and I’m cranky as shit
     
    #98 Revengeofthenerds, May 16, 2022
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    Old is subjective. Just wait, when you're 60 like Nett you'll hurt way worse.
     
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    You know it.

    But, like any good 60 year-old, the Airstream is now in the driveway (picked it up out of storage today), and the plan is to fuck off on Saturday to drive out West, to a mountain lake in BC. Rendezvousing with a few friend at our yearly fishing lodge, and plan on being on the road for about 3-4 weeks. Will wing it on the way out, then meander my way back. Putting that whole "drive to a park, set up Starlink, then work for a few days" thing to the test.

    We'll see how it goes.
     
    #100 Nettdata, May 17, 2022
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