Why would that ruin anything? I've always said that my dog has "Frito paws." Why would it be a problem that my dog's feet smell exactly like a delicious snack? It's like complaining if your wife's butthole started smelling like smoked brisket. Don't make it a bad thing. Brisket doesn't smell like butthole; it's the other way around. Appreciate the aroma. Savor it. Waft it in. Taste it. Wait, where was I going with this? I'm a little drunk.
Speaking of Fritos, apparently I found some great delta 8 and now I’m making frito pie with some Secret Aardvark on top. Fuck yeah!
A local brewery does 32oz "crowlers" as their only form of take-out. It's like moderating bottles of wine, except the wine doesn't keep more than a few hours once you open it.
For realz. My doc says "only a glass of wine a night".... but he doesn't seem to understand that wine comes in a glass.
boxed wine was my downfall. That and ladders. And both at once. The wine always started it though. they put some good shit in boxed wine now and it’s like having it on tap at a bar that never closes
I think your logic is backwards on this. The way dog's paws smell is a naturally occurring smell. Fritos are a man made thing, so I think that they do indeed smell like dog paws. So man makes something that smells like dog feet, and we put chilli on them and stuff our faces. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I, too, still love Fritos and still eat them. My mind still drifts to that conversation 10 years ago, I can't help it.
I've definitely had some briskets in the past that tasted like buttholes. And not the good buttholes.
I asked her if she thought she would taste different to me. She didn’t think it was as funny as I did