So. Today's my birthday and my girlfriend thought the perfect gift for me was a Russian romantic comedy DVD from the 80's. Don't get me wrong, I love that my girl who grew up in a commie block country wanted to share it with me...but a foreign language ROM/COM? For me? I have to read subtitles and try to figure out Russian humor? And Russian romance? All I can picture is this: Man: "I have big juicy turnip. I let you eat. But first we mate like bears." Woman: "Ok"
There’s a website I go to that has a lot of video clips, and some of my favorites could be classified as Russian romantic comedies...
The Cyrillic writing on the front looks like "Bokzan and Oboux." Which would leave one to believe it might be a Russian cop buddy movie, but "Looks like" and actual meaning in Cyrillic are two very different things. It's something about a train station and probably potatoes or some other tuber food.
@Crown Royal would fail horribly at this. Crown's assigned american would jump head first into a wood chipper. He would laugh and retell the story on here until @Nettdata dies and the bill stops getting paid.
I have had nothing but coffee, gummy bears and rage for the last 48 hours, and I just shat a Slayer album. Its less of a bowel movement, more of a reminder of the proximity of death. Or maybe its some sort of curse, that missed my soul and landed on my asshole. This bathroom is evidence that God can commit a hate crime. I have had 3rd world stomach flus that I would rather use as potpourri that what I am currently experiencing. And I would prefer this to watching a rom com on my birthday.
We already offered the “emotional support” in the form of “Vote correctly, or we’ll take our Disneydollars to Japan. Our country does not nearly miss going down there as much as your country misses the money our tourists rain on you, more than anybody else. True, fatherly emotional support: If you fuck up again, you’re cut off.