We get virtually no trick or treaters in this neighborhood. I bought a bag of mini-nerds that has 45 boxes in it. I'm guessing I'll end up with 40 to myself. Last night was a blast. We went to the "yacht club" Halloween party. I recycled my nun costume but wanted to paint my face like Papa Emeritus II. Watched a few Youtube vids and it didn't seem that difficult. But, I guess a professional make up artist with professional makeup is very different than someone who has never applied makeup using a kit from Walmart. Ended up doing a passable generic skull. Worked well enough to win "Scariest Costume" and a bottle of Hornitos but I think it was the upside down cross necklace that spooked the old people. Best costumer winner was a chick who dressed up as Jigsaw and rode around on this little red tricycle. It was legit.
I will be going as Dak Prescott, wearing my dak jersey and leg brace (left leg, same one he broke). Wonder how many people will hate the joke?
I went to an event today where some were dressed in costume. A Jessica Rabbit left me a little confused. I mean, I’m 85-90% sure it was a woman. Pretty sure those boobs weren’t fake. But the face left me wondering. And the slit up the side of “her” dress went a lot higher than the cartoon’s did. As I said, slightly confused.
When did you last see the movie? Because unless the slit went the whole way to their chest, it probably was pretty accurate. I learned some things about myself watching that movie.
in fact I'm so worried about it actually happening to me that no matter what I'm shooting, it's always where my body is behind a tree and using that as a rest. Killing a coon in the trap? 10/22 resting on an oak and my body is behind it. Armadillo in the yard? I'm positioning to where I'm shooting from behind a tree. Hog hunting? Tree fort
Jessica Rabbit was the gay test for elementary school boys. Probably the impetus to my breast obsession to this day.
In the latest sign of the apocalypse, Jesus is back, apparently in the form of a condor: https://www.theatlantic.com/science...rnia-condors-are-capable-virgin-birth/620517/ Here I thought Mary was just a lying slut that gave her kid a God complex.... Also, Jessica Rabbit has done more for keeping redheads in demand than any single character since movies in color began. I was like 8, and I thought....I gotta be the reason she walks like that one day. I went to a house party as Gomez Addams. My girlfriend went as Morticia, and my niece was Wednesday (albeit 500 miles away). Someone should have warned me about the mustache: that is for Latin men alone. I looked like frat boy Hitler. Someone had a bottle of 151 and I remembered how to blow a fireball with it. However, I forgot that you needed to do so mildly drunk to overcome the awful reaction of having 151 in your mouth. Blowing fireballs sober is ill-advised. he coolest Halloween food was pizza slices made in a skull mold. Delicious, really cool seeing them piled up, and metal as fuck. I finished the holiday by burning a dead tree we chopped up and giving away boxes of gummy "boogers" candy to bemused kids.