Hey all y'all. Got an email. I'm kind of blown away to see this thing still exists and has been going all this time. Hello to whoever the fuck remembers me. And whoever doesn't, too, for that matter.
Well holy shit. Personally, I miss allord’s posts and the cartoons from Chris Griffin(I think?) where he used to make fun of ballsack were hilarious.
Holy shit - I didn't know these forums were still around. I never posted much of anything back in the day - but it's almost comforting to come back.
Strange to see old names again. Had a lot of fun on the TMMB (RMMB....pssst. newbs.). My favorite memories were Friday Wahoos. Not sure why, but the most I laughed was the Dustin Diamond wahoo where we got a hold of his actual cell phone number. It probably wasn't the best one by far but it thoroughly entertained me. Anyways, glad to see you guys holding down the fort still!
Yeah, that was Chris Griffin, AKA Gris. I absolutely loved them, especially knowing that Chris really, sincerely didn’t give Ballsack a second thought outside of throwing out a quickly made cartoon.
His cartoons were funny, but he posted his stand up on here awhile back and goddamn it was terrible. I admire him for trying, but yikes. It was hard to not feel embarassed for him while watching that. I don't doubt it's really hard to be good at though.
The clip he posted was only a few minutes so it wasn't a lot of material to judge, but my thinking was if you post something that short you are trying to pick your best, but maybe he just made a bad choice on which section to use.
I know the clip you’re speaking of and yes, it wasn’t funny at all. It was earlier open-mic style material, I saw some later clip of him and he was decent.
Well this is interesting, imagine signing a 40-page waiver, having a safe word and passing a portable drug test as prerequisites to entering haunted house? https://wgntv.com/2019/10/22/scarie...M6nS7GDGVGCPDFoNVyDj64GOEB89duG_nLOIpECKoOLMc
Without even reading that I’m going to guess it’s Mackamey Manor. I am familiar. He’s basically turned it into a prison torture boot camp over the years, and the guy is a service officer in the Army. You will have your head locked in a cage filled with snakes, wear an electrified collar, get half-drowned in a cage, waterboarded, and pulled by actors through holes in the furniture and walls. Basically they pound you with terror until you have an anxiety attack. However, besides the violence he insists its “PG-13”. ....you see there’s another haunted house in America called “Blackout” that tears your clothes off, simulated murder and rape, screaming threats and profanities while bound to a chair, wags actual dicks in your face, and degrades you horribly. You also have to travel through it by yourself. Essentially, it makes you the victim in a living, breathing horror film. Blackout also has no “ending”. You are thrown screaming into the city street begging for it to end with a bag over your head, right in front of the queue line.
Mackamey has a waiting list of about twenty-five thousand people. It charges four cans of dog food as it’s price. Yeah, it’s non-profit. Blackout costs fifty bucks. There’s a feature-length documentary about this “community” of people who create haunted attractions but the movie largely focuses on Mackamey and Blackout: Blackout looks like it came from the deepest hole of Scootah’s mind:
Imagine you had an accountant/bookkeeper that had worked for you for almost a decade. She was more than an accountant, she ended up marrying my wife and I and being our son’s grandmother. Now imagine you found out she was embezzling funds in the past couple years. My attorney said we’ll go after her civilly, but if I open the criminal case can of worms, it’ll quickly be out of my hands and the DA may or may not take my wishes into consideration. Am I willing to let a 60+ year old, nonviolent women go to prison? I honestly don’t know but I have to make that decision next week.
She didn't take your relationship into account when she was stealing, I don't see why you should take it into account when you go after her? As someone who has had this happen twice to them under similar circumstances (long-term employee, felt like part of the family, stole) my advice would be plain and simple: while it might have been an important relationship for you, it clearly wasn't for her. It was one-sided. Take the emotions out of it and proceed as you would if it was any other person.
Yeah, she abused your relationship for self enrichment. Thats incredibly fucked up. Criminal case that shit up.
I had to think about this one a minute. Ya know, a guy working on our house, someone we gave the benefit of the doubt to ended up being the person who robbed us. He had the balls to come here every day after the fact, sit there as I apologized that the whole crew had the state police pinging their cell phones, etc. And when I found out it was not only him, but the police couldn't pin it on him, it was a good thing for him he ended up doing 4 years in prison after being caught robbing someone else whose house he was working at. My point is, if someone was so trusted, so a part of my family and they fucked me over... Well, I wouldn't feel the slightest bit of mercy for someone who betrayed that kind of trust.
If it makes you feel better, our criminal justice system is very biased against incarcerating women, especially elderly ones.
I was stuck trying to work out why your female accountant married your wife, then I got some nice images then I saw that she was 60. (Not that there's anything wrong with 60 year olds. Another 6 months and I'll be one.) Then the image altered a bit. Had a few more wrinkles and sort of slowed done and faded to black and white...