Almost guaranteed to be probation. Even in the chance she went to jail it would be the fluffiest Club Fed imaginable. It would probably have decoupage classes.
"For men who struggle with masturbation" - that's a thing? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.la...reated-to-help-sperm-donors-20190411.amp.html I wish I could embed the video. Wtf
I left because I was a fan of Tucker's writing in high school and joined the boards because of it. I still remember when the old message board shut down. I was in my dorm room at my first semester away at college. I eventually stopped posting here because .... life went on? I stopped being a fan of Tucker's and this board was just an extension of that. I actually read a copy of IHTSBIH a year or two ago. Someone had it laying around and it was the first time I had seen it in almost 8 years. I was sure I wouldn't find it funny, but I was wrong. The book was still hilarious. Not a fan of Tucker Max personally though. He may be a talented writer but that's about it. Also, I have posted here one time in the years since. It was on one of the technology threads. So it's not like I completely forgot. But other than that, it's been years since I've been here.
Well, thanks for dropping by. See you in another 10 years! (Or, you know, you're more than welcome to hang out a bit before then, if you like)
To be honest, I don’t have a problem with that. I’m not taking my previous relationship into account, just my belief that prison isn’t a deterrent nor a fix, thus a waste of time for non violent offenders.
Well she not only victimized your business, but your financial well-being as well as your kid’s. I would want her charged, but I don’t have a relationship with this woman.
Do you mean she officiated your wedding or you are in some crazy polygamist marriage where you helped her sire her own grandchild? You can never be too sure these days.
How much did she steal? Is there any chance you get any of it back? It's kind of hard to say what the right call is without knowing those things. Maybe it's because I'm half asleep today, but what do you mean she married you and your wife? Just curious what the details on that are. If it's not an obscene amount of money I would probably just cut ties with the person rather than involving the cops. Not because that's the right decision, more because I wouldn't want to go through all that with someone I was close to. That said, if you go that route there is a very high chance she's just going to do this to someone else down the road. The kind of people who do shit like this tend to keep doing it until they're forced to stop. I think, objectively speaking, everyone saying nail her ass to the wall are right.
$18,000 which equals $54k+ attorney fees according to the law. She was the officiant of my wedding. I never considered my relationship with her when I was considering incarceration or not. I just have a moral dilemma sending an old, non violent offender, to prison. Like it’s been said, the chances of her actually going to prison or quite low. The local police don’t even know what embezzlement is and the FBI said my case wasn’t high profile enough for them.
It might be just larceny, not embezzlement. But like Crown said, she's not going to ADX Florence on a 23-hour lockdown. She'll be in a minimum-security prison if shes incarcerated at all. At the very least, if shes a CPA or something, she should any licenses she holds revoked.
The amount doesn’t matter. Embezzlement means they had been given access to the funds but redirected them.
I got an email too and finally got a chance to peak in. Honestly the reason it took me 5-6 days is the same reason I moved to lurking and then moved on completely . . . life happened. Like most everybody else I was a pretty heavy RMMB user, but right around the time that closed down my career had started to pickup and continues to run. We also decided to add two kids into the mix after several years of trying. I might try to lurk around and engage still, but I was honestly never that heavy of a user to begin with. Glad to see there is still a community here and people have fun. Ultimately I believe that was the goal and it looks like it's still being fulfilled.
Yeah, that's tough. It could be very hard to prove in court, and it seems like the $18k she robbed isn't a substantial sum to you. If you don't feel invested in seeing her penalized for this, go with your first instincts; cut ties, and move on. You're talking about a crime local police are extremely inept at prosecuting, and there's a good chance you're going in for a grueling, frustrating process that isn't necessarily going to accomplish much. I hate hearing about people getting away with stuff like this, but you've already notified the authorities so you've done your duty as a citizen. You don't have any obligations to pursue this further unless you want to. I know you're looking at this outside of the relationship you had with her, but that will come up and make it that much more exhausting if you want to go ahead with prosecution. Whatever you choose, good luck. I guess the one upside is at least you caught her before the situation got any worse.
Sorry if I missed it but this can’t be solved with a civil suit? A judgement against her and have a Lien put on her property if she can’t pay up? Not in prison...
Wait, I shouldn't be paying to have dicks wagged in my face? Do you know where I can get that for free?
We used to have a poster here that would do that for you. Full on video if you asked nicely. Wonder if HE got the email to stop on back by...?
Probably because no human being on the face of this earth would even THINK of asking. Even under the threat of death.