Fucking beggars. I went to McDonalds for breakfast and some guy accosted me "Hey boss, do you have some money so I can get something to eat?" He was holding a fucking cup of coffee. From McDonalds. I did hand him a McMuffin as I left, just because it was only $2 and I won't have his dumb ass starving on my conscience. He didn't even say thanks.
he probably liquified that McMuffin and shot it straight into his veins. That’s for making the problem worse.
What happened to you, man? The Toytoy I remember would have slapped that cup of coffee out of his hand and made him lick it off the pavement.
Same reason when my kids’ teams are trying to raise money. I’ll support them if they provide a service or good. Even if it’s as simple as a car wash, make them work for it.
I''m wondering if being greasy and unwashed was a prerequisite to being hired. And why did the drummer suddenly change mid video?
I guess I've mellowed. It literally takes me 5 minutes to earn the $2 for a McMuffin. I'll never miss the $2, so fuck it...at least the guy gets something to eat today (Providing he didn't trade it for drugs. How much crack/meth/heroin is a warm McMuffin worth anyways?) Besides that, I'm a firm believer in karma. I've noticed my life has become markedly better once I quit being a grouchy, angry bastard constantly. Toytoy a few years ago would've told the guy to fuck off and get a job, now I buy the guy a muffin My old approach wouldn't have made him suddenly see the error of his ways. My new approach probably won't either, but at least I walk away from the interaction feeling like I at least did something positive rather then just tell the guy to fuck off. Then again, if I run into him tomorrow I'm just as likely to kick him in the balls. He caught me on a good day.
He still goes into the homeless tunnels in Vegas, blowing cigarette smoke in people’s faces and slapping sandwiches out of their hands. Just to feel like a great big tough guy. After he eats at a restaurant he lets them smell his napkins. Then he offers them to knife-fight each other with his tortellini leftovers as the winner’s bounty.
Fucking rent-a-cops. Was at a hot rod show with my in-laws where they suspend open container laws on one street, provided you buy it from the one place selling overpriced bottles. Since we have two kids and I drink non-alcoholics, I brought an ice chest, as does everyone else who wants soda or water or anything non-beer. I was holding a can of my non-alcoholic microbrew IPA (yes that's a thing now, and it doesn't taste like ass) and this little twit rent-a-cop with a napoleon complex and a gun on her hip waddles over and gives me the "son is that a beer you're holding?" I laugh at her, say kinda? It's non-alcoholic, is that a problem? She grabs the beer from me, reads that "it says here greater than 5%." My father in law, who is basically like Dixie but much older, gets pissed and goes "actually it says less than point 5 percent, need my glasses or can you read?" He's normally one to encourage any kind of ribbing at my expense but he hates cops more than he enjoys laughing at me. I'm honestly surprised he didn't get tasered for the glasses comment. Anyway, Ms. SaltyVagina proceeds to mock me for drinking it, questioning both the taste of the beer and my taste in beer, then asked why the hell I would even have one. "Well, I used to have a problem with alcohol and I like beer, so I removed the alcohol and kept the beer. I'm getting ready to drive home in a bit. Would you rather I have a few real beers before I go?" I'm not normally confrontational, but she was being a dick and I didn't appreciate it. She mumbled something about me going on my way as I quite loudly asked her if she wanted to confiscate it and she was welcome to have it if she wanted. Turns out her partner was behind us and got a good laugh out of it. For the life of me I don't understand the legality of allowing open container at a car show, then proceeding to enforce said alcohol sales at what can loosely be defined as a bar (beer sold out of coolers with a white folding table being used as the counter). Literally the first negative experience I've had with a cop ever. I'm dumbfounded that a law enforcement officer, even a rent-a version, would give me shit for NOT drinking.
I think Nett's youtube rabbit hole turned up another good one. Her miley cyrus take on Old Town Road is perfect: The editing cracks me up. And the fact that she looks very similar to my wife, and that chihuahua looks like a much fatter but otherwise identical version of mine makes the video fucking hilarious.
Just got notified that my pre-order will be delivered tomorrow. You get yours ordered, @Rush-O-Matic ?
I'm not sure why this is in the Halloween thread . . . but, it's already on the shelf at my local Barnes & Noble. Or, was . . . now it's in my office. Spoiler
I mean, it's Rush . . . so I'm not going to be very unbiased, lol. But, it looks fantastic. It's freaking huge and heavy. It is high quality print and tough bound hard back. Just flipping through, there are tons of pictures I have never seen. The tour minutia looks very full - copies of ticket stubs, city list, reviews, anecdotes, notes from other headliners or opening acts. Just really good stuff.
Anyone put up a fence before? Sounds simple enough- post hole digger, quikrete base, level it and repeat. Seems simple enough.