Shopping for another kayak paddle. This is one available at Academy Sports: https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/magellan-outdoors-kayak-paddle#repChildCatid=3918069 How does it change weight when the length is adjusted?
A Random Sales Associate · a year ago I think the listing is wrong. After seeing them in person, they come in either 87" or 94" lengths and don't seem to be length adjustable. The length of paddle you need depends on the width of your kayak and your height. I'm 6' 3" and the 94" seemed very long even for me.
Well now it's apparently monsoon season here. Thanks to the overflowing creeks I'm flooded onto our ranch and my wife and kids are stuck off it. Once this rain dies down, there is literally an entire tree on our bridge that I have to either haul out of the way, or more likely chainsaw into pieces and move off, just so my family can make it home tonight. The power of water is insane. A few years ago there was an air rescue when a van got stuck in high water on another bridge by our house. At least this rain ended our drought.
Yes, the listing is wrong, it's clearly not adjustable. But, I just thought it was funny. I've got one junior length paddle, but my other paddles are all 220cm, which is what I prefer. That 94" sucker would definitely be too long for me.
The monsoon has given us precisely diddly squat for rain fall, but it does look like this here: That's dust. From thunderstorms. In Arizona. Fucking desert and it's dusty monsoons.
France is going to dive their way to a world cup title. After they scored one player was so shameless he pretended that getting hit by a soccer ball hurt so bad he couldn't walk. The biggest sporting event in the world, by a mile, is largely decided by which team can convince the refs that they are the most fragile bitches. That's kind of incredible.
My wife told me I need to go on music buying restriction. The reason? Since her phone is hooked up to my itunes, she's been getting a lot of wheeler walker jr on shuffle. "That guy is just so vulgar!! Sit on my face?!? Fuck you bitch?!? If my dick is up why am I down?!?" She was getting angry listing his songs and it only made things worse that I was laughing harder and harder as she named them.
Just join the 21st century and show her Spotify or Apple Music or amazon music so she can make her own play list.
We have amazon music but she prefers my stuff she says. Maybe I should start sneaking some porn audios in there with country-sounding names.
The teams are trying, but in the games I've seen so far the refs have been largely immune to it. I think there was one game where Neymar actually was fouled and the ref basically told him to fuck off and get back up.
There is, and I'm really not kidding, anywhere from 30-50 dives a game. It's fucking nuts. I can put up with the low scoring, but that shit just ruins it. France wasn't just diving either. They were throwing their legs at players, and then diving, or in the case of players like Mbappe just diving without even being touched. At that point it isn't even about what team plays best. It's just who cheats best/who is most willing to sacrifice their dignity. It blows my mind that fans put up with that shit, or worse, defend it. The solution is really simple too. Don't just permit the referees to give out yellow cards for that shit, mandate that it is a yellow card. For blatant dives like the bullshit that Mbappe and Neymar do, make it a straight red. Fuck em, it's cheating straight up. You can't totally get rid of it, but when there is actually consequences for getting caught players at least won't just do it by default. How can you admire a player when they spend half the game rolling around clutching their knee feigned agony? One time I want to see another player just walk up, kick them right in the face, and give them something to cry about. Also, as for the argument that players "have to" fake and exaggerate on actual fouls so refs notice them - then just put more refs on the field. That shouldn't be too hard to afford for the world's richest sport.
"One time I want to see another player just walk up, kick them right in the face, and give them something to cry about." Every time I see a flop, I hope this happens. Neymar's teammates and coaches should be embarrassed and beat him Full Metal Jacket style.
NOTE: This is not Gary Busey. This is a Kansas councilwoman's mugshot. She bit a deputy on the thumb and broke the bone.
In other news Kylie Jenner is worth 900 million dollars. Take that Tesla motors! So is Kim worth 2 billion?
That’s pretty impressive for a couple of two-dollar whores who have never done anything with any substance whatsoever. I’m looking forward to that family becoming a bigger trainwreck than the Jacksons, they practically already are.
Not really getting the vibe there was a hugely abusive parent in that household. Though the brother seems like he could go off the rails any moment.
These bitches are not going to still be popular or attractive in their 40’s. They’re going to be like their mother: ditzy, privileged, pilled-up husks who everyone hopes will die in their sleep tonight. Only there will be several instead of one. To be fair, all of them put together don’t even compare to the vile obnoxiousness that is Conrad Hughes Hilton (brother of Paris). That little shit needs to be put down like a sick cat. Google the laundry list of spoiled little rich boy bullshit he’s pulled, it’s unreal.