Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

[WDT] HAPPY FATHER'S DAY 2022 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 17, 2022.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 3 of 3
  1. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,320
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    11,262
    I went to the river a few days ago. I'm assuming these are sand flea bites? These sumbitches itch so bad. It's weird because I didn't notice them until about 2 days after the trip.

    Summer fun!
     

    Attached Files:

    #41 bewildered, Jun 22, 2022
  2. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,363
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,570
    Worst. Boobie. Thread. Post. Ever.
     
    #42 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 22, 2022
  3. malisbad

    malisbad
    Expand Collapse
    Town Drunk

    Reputation:
    33
    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2020
    Messages:
    421
    I thought that sand flea bits itched almost right off the bat. Those fuckers are really, really annoying.
     
    #43 malisbad, Jun 23, 2022
  4. dixiebandit69

    dixiebandit69
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    873
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    4,401
    Location:
    The asshole of Texas
    I was going through my phone files and found these pictures from a few weeks ago. I was starting up a V12 Detroit Diesel pump engine, when this little girl came out to play:
    Tarantula 1.jpg
    Tarantula 2.jpg
     
    #44 dixiebandit69, Jun 23, 2022
  5. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,080
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    13,451
    i know you like ‘em hairy but that’s a bit much
     
    #45 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 23, 2022
  6. Kubla Kahn

    Kubla Kahn
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    730
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    11,551
    Ive gone my whole life (and spent a shit ton of time at the beach for an inlander) and hadn't heard of these biting "sand fleas" until I heard Howie Mandel claim they were the reason he became a germaphobe weirdo on Bill Maher's podcast the other week and now you. He claimed when he was a kid they laid eggs in his skin and larvae hatched and his doctor put on a big show in an operating theater burning them out with liquid nitrogen until his mom burst in and rescued him. Sounded like bullshit.

    I had always known sand fleas as the big mole crabs you used as fishing bait on the shore.
    [​IMG]
     
    #46 Kubla Kahn, Jun 23, 2022
  7. malisbad

    malisbad
    Expand Collapse
    Town Drunk

    Reputation:
    33
    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2020
    Messages:
    421
    The true sand fleas don't, but these https://www.cdc.gov/dpdx/tungiasis/index.html motherfuckers definitely do.
     
    #47 malisbad, Jun 25, 2022
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 3 of 3
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.