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[WDT] HAPPY HOLIDAYS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Nov 17, 2023.

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  1. kuhjäger

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    This is a good point. I got to thinking about a youtube video by Folding Ideas about some scam selling people get rich quick seminars using poorly ghost written books put on audible to earn ”passive income”. I assume that Tucker is working a similar scam.


    Back in my day you just made sure a guy that size didn’t pet the rabbits too hard. Now straight to the NFL. Just make sure he doesn’t pet the wide recievers too hard.
     
  2. Frebis

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    I clicked on this out of penis curiosity. It costs $30k to join the memoir support group. And $300k if you want Tucker to write the memoir for you. There are comments on the post from people that paid his last company (Scribe, a company that ghost writes books) money and no services were rendered.

    I am convinced that we are in need of recession. People have too much money.
     
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    Well now I’m curious.
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think there are plenty of porn sites out there if you have penis curiosity.
     
  5. Frebis

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    I hate that my phone auto corrected however I spelled morbid to penis. I guess this is where I jump off the bridge.
     
  6. GTE

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    That is a weird autocorrect.

    I have an Asian friend named Brian and back in the T9 days, when you typed out "B-R-I-A-N" an auto-fill option was "Asian" and another friend was dating a thicc gurl named Heather and when you typed out her name, an option for "Heavier" came up. He was not amused.
     
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    I just checked out his Twitter feed and that man has become a full on conspiracy whack job. Shit he's posting & links he's sharing honestly scare the bejesus out of me.
     
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    Holy shit, and here I am, selling my silly little story for crumbs. Any of my fellow idiots want a memoir written, I'll do it for under $100k.
     
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    In about 6 months, you can fill in the facts, type in a few anecdotes, and AI can write it for you for $100.
     
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    ETA: Sorry, $250.
    https://life-story.ai/
     
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    He’s been online too long. A lot of those edge comedy guys who brought us together have become basically the opposite of what originally made them appealing. I mean, Ryan Holiday always sucked but yes, basically they all went bananas in some form.
     
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    This is it. I haven't set foot in a college dorm since the restraining orders but I highly doubt there's anybody saying "hey, you've gotta check out this guy, he's got some wild and totally believable stories on this Wayback Machine blog".
    Like, I still have a signed copy of IHTSBIH that I haven't thrown out because I just like to keep shit. But I feel no inclination to share it with my kids, so if they ever pull it off the shelf to read it'll be their own curiosity. I expect they'll flip a few pages, recognize the obvious fictional BS and put it back.
    There was a brief window of time when blogs reigned supreme and anyone with a compelling story could earn a following and hopefully a book deal. That window closed long ago, kids don't want to read your inner thoughts anymore.
     
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    I thought Tucker Max was the pinnacle of degenerate humor until I read Charles Bukowski's stuff.
     
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    Released 39 years ago today:

     
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    Uh, what?
     
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    So it’s not just me then? I was banned from a college campus here in New Jersey for multiple reasons. Friends of mine who went there think it’s hilarious. But I have no intention of writing a memoir.
     
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    Today is the winter solstice, marking the shortest day of the year. From here on out, all the days will get a little longer.

    I've only broken down in tears ONCE this dark season. Usually I'm in it deep by October. I think finding a new indoor hobby to obsess over kept me going.

    I don't think I'm ready for like, an Alaskan 24hr dark cycle, but I'm learning to adapt to actual seasons. The SADS suckerpunched me in the first Fall here, but realizing the effect of my environment on my brain was huge. I thought I was just internally miserable and my life was over.

    The holiday season can be a rough time for some of us. I'm not yo therapist but I care about you guys. How are all y'all idiots doing? Everybody hanging in there?
     
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    Legitimate question, but do you take any Vitamin D supplements during this time of year? I take a couple of 1000 IU pills each day during this time of year when I know I won't be able to get outside too much, and that's definitely helped mitigate some of the effects of SAD.
     
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    Yep. Vitamin D is a common deficiency that can make a huge difference.
     
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    We're okay, but more boobs would help us all. Thank you for your support.
     
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