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[WDT] HAPPY NEW YEAR [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 7, 2022.

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  1. Juice

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    Oh really? Did you get her skills like an STD?
     
    #61 Juice, Jan 12, 2022
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I dated a fucking ballerina, but I'll be damned if I can pirouette or plié without blowing out my knee.
     
    #62 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 12, 2022
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    When she would beat me up on the court or the table a few hours a day so I could fuck her after a healthy, low calorie dinner, I picked up a few things.
     
    #63 Fiveslide, Jan 12, 2022
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    But you still look killer in a tutu, right?
     
    #64 Nettdata, Jan 12, 2022
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Naturally
     
    #65 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 12, 2022
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    I married my waitress. But I still can’t serve people food for shit.

    That’s her job.
     
    #66 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2022
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    That’s what I was hoping tho accomplish from dating bar girls, strippers, biker chicks etc.
     
    #67 Crown Royal, Jan 12, 2022
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    I once dated a rub and tug chick. I have yet to determine if anything, um, rubbed off.
     
    #68 Misanthropic, Jan 12, 2022
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    how did that come up in conversation? Were you a client first? Would you make her wash her hands when she came home or full on shower? Did she end the relationship or did you finish first?
     
    #69 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2022
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    I don't think that having a weekly appointment counts as dating.
     
    #70 Clutch, Jan 12, 2022
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    You pay for the cuddling, the tuggie is free.
     
    #71 Juice, Jan 12, 2022
  12. Crown Royal

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    Date a hair stylist. You could start a “Cut & Tug”.
     
    #72 Crown Royal, Jan 12, 2022
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    wait didn't someone do that here?
     
    #73 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2022
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    Have a weird misunderstanding of what homebound agoraphobia actually is? Yeah, that happened
     
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    I'm sure you had the whole tug thing down before dating her.
     
    #75 SouthernIdiot, Jan 12, 2022
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    I discovered this after a couple of dates. We met at a Halloween party, I was dressed as a priest and she was going out with an acquaintance of mine. She practically threw herself at me, so when she broke up with him soon after and asked me out I figured I’d give it a shot. On date three or so, she dropped the news that she had worked in a massage parlor for a few months and would oblige if the guys asked for a happy ending. And that she in fact enjoyed giving them. I think this was also the evening she informed me that she like very large cocks.

    I do not have a very large cock.

    I should have run then, but she hinted at some interesting sexual escapades, and she was a spinner and I was looking forward to a great spinner experience. I learned that she promised more than she could deliver, and that you can’t tell the size of the garage by the size of the house. Neither of us was satisfied.

    I should have run after date number one. I took the train to meet her for dinner because I had lost my license due to a DUI. She proceeded to get completely shitfaced and I, with a few drinks in me but lacking a license, had to drive us home. This was way before Uber, and she lived in the sticks so mass transportation or cabs weren’t an option. So
    She knowingly put me in a crappy situation.

    We didn’t last past date #4. She was nutty, I was horny and stupid. Tale as old as time.
     
    #76 Misanthropic, Jan 12, 2022
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    wait so spinners are actually a thing? Did it work like I imagine?
     
    #77 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2022
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    It’s more of a size description than anything. She was about 5 feet and 100 pounds tops. I didn’t try to spin her around despite the common urban myth. I was anticipating a tight fit, based on her petiteness. No. Not even close. I’m not huge but I’m not small either.
     
    #78 Misanthropic, Jan 12, 2022
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    Well, she wasn't a liar apparently.
     
    #79 SouthernIdiot, Jan 12, 2022
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    Snow in the forecast here for Sunday. I pity the poor grocery store workers.
     
    #80 SouthernIdiot, Jan 12, 2022
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