Fuck me I think I found some really really tasty honey/sour syrup that goes amazingly well with bourbon. Because I think I just drank close to a bottle of bourbon tonight. It's crazy hot and humid, and I'm more than a little bit hammered. This is the shit here. HIGHLY recommended. Buy way more than you ever think you'll need, and thank me later. https://alambika.ca/products/3-4-oz-handcrafted-honey-sour-syrup-500ml
I'm watching Nathan for You in his last episode, Finding Francis, and I don't think I've ever wanted to kill myself out of discomfort more than right now
Whoa, ninja trash panda! I had a racoon eating bird seed out of a window feeder a couple nights ago. I didn't even know they liked bird seed.
I refuse to get on this latest premium mixer ingredient phase. Something wrong with lemon juice and simple syrup I need to really shell out that much per drink for home consumption? If I’m getting fancy with cocktail ingredients I’ll make them fresh from raw ingredients. Not from an overpriced bottle. Dan Dunn, a cocktail guru LAME, was on Carollas podcast pimping them the other day. He then admitted he masturbates directly onto his stomach to gauge his virility. I think he’s secretly hoping to get an errant fresh cocktail shot in his mouth. Not to get too blue but who jizzes all over themselves and then wipes up after? We’ve had socks and paper towels around for a while sickos.
They LOVE birdseed. 3 of them would come in and just go to town on our old bird feeders, until I set up the portable electric fence. Before: Zapped (only the second one that comes in got zapped, but he never showed back up again... it was very effective at scaring away all of the raccoons and squirrels). Best reaction was from these squirrels:
Huh. TIL I've been in this house for almost 20 years and have never seen a racoon at any of the bird feeders. I may need to get some zapping set up.
Today is a terrible day for lower limbs. Mannarino had to retire from an epic match with Federer after injuring his knee, Serena had to retire after injuring her ankle, and in the Ukraine/Sweden match a player damn near kicked another player's knee in half and got red carded for it.
Has anybody else here been seeing lots of fireflies at night? They were never present here in the city years ago but now there are dozens in my backyard every night. Very cool stuff.