My jesus jokes are not going over well this morning. Fucking bible thumpers by the way, did you know jesus was a nymphomaniac? Yeah, he really liked getting nailed
Jesus walks up to a motel reception desk, puts some nails on the counter and says “Can you put me up for the night”
I learned a new, old timey word today thanks to the 100 years ago today in my hometown paper: CRACKSMEN BLOW RAILROAD DEPOT Cracksmen, no trace of whom has been discovered, Saturday night blew the safe in Clarksfork’s Northern Pacific depot and got away with $35. Officers are baffled, as no trace of the yeggmen has been found. yeggman (plural yeggmen) (cant, slang) a person who breaks open safes, a burglar; a yegg.
I’ve had the same response. It turns out that you degenerates are the only folks I know who appreciate these jokes. I texted out a few earlier today and have been met with judgemental silence.
my wife is literally the only one who has laughed. Even the other atheists in my family are cringing today
It's how we could tell which eggs were my mom's at the Easter potluck. She uses dill, everyone else used paprika. Hers were always gone first. It's a shame nobody else in this house seems to care about deviled eggs. I cannot be the only one with egg farts so they only get made at Easter. I've got a lemon bundt cake in the oven. It's so freaking good. That will go with the cornbread, roasted chicken, and roasted carrots. Wine time y'all. This box is fine stuff.
I always preferred pickled eggs to devilled eggs. I'd make up a few dozen with tons of garlic for hunting season, and people would weaponize them. We had one old guy named Bear, because from an early age he'd fart and smell like a bear, and one day heading out for our hunt, we all climbed into the bed of a pickup with a canopy on it. Once about 8 of us were in there, they closed the tailgate, and then Bear giggled and let it rip. It was bad enough that one guy beside him almost puked. Good times.
Garlic + eggs. You miss s an opportunity to bottle it up and sell it to the military. How did you make your eggs? After today I'm down to about 4 dozen and they need a home. I'm used to the ones made with beet juice that look red. I have some beets growing in the garden so those might get made later.
I use a pickling vinegar, apple cider vinegar, bunch of onions, tons of garlic, and a few sliced up hot peppers, and then just let them sit in the fridge for 3 months. If I have any pickling seasoning around I'll throw some of that in there too.
Awesome, thanks for the idea. I'll get a few jars of that going. Might knock out a dozen or two. Might have to make some egg drop soup this week too. I get annoyed that everyone isn't laying and then BOOM help I'm drowning. 6 a day builds up fast.
I need a bigger pan because this one overflowed, whoops. Not the first time but I can be slow sometimes. It will be devilishly delicious though, that is guaranteed.
I used to buy gallon jars of pepperoncinis and when they were all eaten, use the juice for pickling eggs.
Anyone else get irrationally pissed off when your e-file attempts get rejected for stupid mistakes you've made? Me either.
No I get irrationally pissed off when I get raped by taxes after I didn't get a single stimulus check.
Hell I wish I made enough I didnt get the stimulus checks. Id have a whole lot more money then those couple of dinky checks provided.
try having children. Apparently you can make money, and get those checks then. also, apparently those checks were enough for some people to live off for a long time without working. Allegedly