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[WDT] HURRICANE IAN CLEANUP[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 30, 2022.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    better find a tall flight of good stairs. We don't do that shit 'round these parts anymore, 'member?
     
    #101 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 4, 2022
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    Hey you've got (checks notes) 6 weeks. That's plenty of time.
     
    #102 SouthernIdiot, Oct 4, 2022
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    I would surprise her with a nice vacation to another state, then super surprise her with a doctor's appointment one morning before we go sight seeing.
     
    #103 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 4, 2022
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    Just drink some of whatever that Maester brought Rhaenerya.
     
    #104 Juice, Oct 4, 2022
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    Exactly. Fun fact Li'l Bandit is twenty one now.
     
    #105 dixiebandit69, Oct 4, 2022
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    My brother was nearly forty when they learned another baby was on the way. So now he’s got one in college, one graduating, and an eight year old. He’s 45.

    I on the other hand, upon learning of another nephew on the way, called the urology and made an appointment to get snipped immediately. No way that shit was happening to me.
     
    #106 walt, Oct 4, 2022
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    I agree with GTE. However DixieBandit, when I was your age my wife delivered me twins. I survived.
     
    #107 Puffman, Oct 4, 2022
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    For perspective...I'm 45 with a 3yr old and a 1 month old.

    After a pregnancy from hell, my wife's pretty much said, no sexy time until after I have a vasectomy.
     
    #108 AFHokie, Oct 4, 2022
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    I know three couples who all had Oopsies Babies in their 40's. No thanks, snip snip
     
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    My daughter’s friend is an Oopsie Baby. She’s 4, her sisters are 16 and 18 and her parents are in their 40s.
     
    #110 Juice, Oct 4, 2022
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    Damn I’m going to be 40 in 2 years and I ain’t even had my first. Ain’t even with the girl I want to have my first with. If getting my life together is the hurdle before I have a kid, it might never happen. Oopsie might be the only time it could happen.
     
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    So far, he hasn't been able to last 30 minutes in the courtroom without being removed, and the judge has resorted to having him in another room over a zoom feed that she can mute for most of the last two days. They applied his side's strikes to the jury pool randomly because he would only give them the answer "all of them." He also demanded to be allowed to call the state of Wisconsin as a witness.

    Cameras were banned from the courtroom for voir dire, but we should have video of his antics starting tomorrow.
     
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    I know that this probably isn't the right thread for this, but there's nothing for it in the Pop Culture board.

    Has anyone watched "Dahmer" on Netflix?

    And more specifically, does anyone else think that Molly Ringwald looks better now than she did in the '80s?
     
    #113 dixiebandit69, Oct 4, 2022
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    My wife didn't want me to get it because she thought it wouldn't be as hot anymore. Not sure if it had an effect, probably did. The risk probably lends to the desire or whatever, but with the situation you described, I'd be going for the snip snip.
     
    #114 malisbad, Oct 4, 2022
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    Wordle 473 2/6

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    First 2nd guess Ive gotten. Still much more of a crossword person.
     
    #115 Kubla Kahn, Oct 5, 2022
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    from personal experience with getting our house last year, I would just say a lot of goddamn idiots are homeowners.
     
    #117 NatCH, Oct 5, 2022
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    #118 SouthernIdiot, Oct 5, 2022
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    #119 NatCH, Oct 5, 2022
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    They painted it yellow!
     
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