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[WDT] INTERNATIONAL BEER DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 5, 2022.

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  1. sharkhead nachos

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    I actually had one I tried and, to my everlasting shame, failed to install a couple weeks prior. I just could not get it to stop dripping from the main tank.
    I cursed my lack of skill to complete that task each time I had to reach for the TP.

    That was also just the beginning of my "Week of Hell"

    Colonoscopy on Friday, ER Room visit Saturday for the previously mentioned clip on the removed polyp, major lower back pain Sunday, Dry Needling Monday and Deep Tissue massage on Tuesday for the back pain, leading up to Hernia Surgery on Wednesday. Honestly, the back pain was by far the worst of it.
     
    #81 sharkhead nachos, Aug 11, 2022
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    did that with my wife too. She’s still my wife, don’t understand how, nor do I understand why I got the same reaction it sounds like you did.

    it’s just stinky water. And it goes down the drain. And you’re in the best place to get clean. Laugh it off.
     
    #82 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 11, 2022
  3. NatCH

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    I would very much like to stop pooping now
     
    #83 NatCH, Aug 11, 2022
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    Can you really still call it pooping?
     
    #84 Nettdata, Aug 11, 2022
  5. NatCH

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    No. No I can’t.
     
    #85 NatCH, Aug 11, 2022
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    We're here for you buddy...
     
    #86 Nettdata, Aug 11, 2022
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    If you're now peeing from your ass, don't coshower with your wife...ask Nett & ROTN why

    Maybe Nett will coshower with you...he's here for you
     
    #87 AFHokie, Aug 11, 2022
  8. sharkhead nachos

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    Scheduled packers for today, mostly because we just didn't feel like packing up all this shit ourselves. They were here for only 3 hours. Aside from a couple of hours visiting with family at dinner, we finished what they started and just now called it a night. The movers are supposed to be here between 8-10 AM tomorrow. I'm only somewhat satisfied with the packers, I'm hoping the movers are a little better.
    Oh the shit you need after it's already packed and you don't know which box it's in. I needed my cordless drill to take down the security cameras, curtain brackets, and various other shit. It wasn't horrible taking everything down using a screwdriver, but I'd rather have had the drill with a phillips bit. Who knows which box it's in and when I'll see it again.
     
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  9. NatCH

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    Necessity is the mother of invention.

    I now have a handheld bidet.

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    #89 NatCH, Aug 11, 2022
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    I've got the "captain's seat". Motherfucker opens for me when I enter the shitter, hungry for poop, and has a oscillating (on demand), positional, bidet that covers ass n' vulv. 5 point selectable water temperature and pressure. Thank you Toto, thank you.
     
    #90 malisbad, Aug 12, 2022
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    Hadn't checked out the brisket prices in a while. Fuckers rose all the way up to $2.58/lbs.

    Inflation is a bitch, y'all
     
    #91 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 12, 2022
  12. NatCH

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    That was a good nap.

    the prep truly is the worst part.
     
    #92 NatCH, Aug 12, 2022
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    The BEST nap ever. Almost worth the shitting and an ass full of lubricant gel.
     
    #93 Misanthropic, Aug 12, 2022
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    No polyps, no diverticulwhatsit, just mild twisting. More veggies and yogurt on the menu.
     
    #94 NatCH, Aug 12, 2022
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    wtf?
     
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    Did you have to pay extra for that?
     
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    i think the write-up says I have a mild case of “tortuous colon.”
    My wife agrees, especially when dinner involves a lot of garlic.
     
    #97 NatCH, Aug 12, 2022
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    Did they give you a DVD to take home so you can watch the slowmo replay?
     
    #98 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 12, 2022
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    Wait a minute; you wake up with a sore butthole, shitting lubes on a regular basis?
     
    #99 dixiebandit69, Aug 12, 2022
  20. NatCH

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    I just got some printout screenshots, I think.
     
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