Bear spray is the more effective deterrent. That said, I also carry a .44 magnum. If I get to the point I'm unholstering it, I'm likely in a point and shoot scenario and I want rounds that will penetrate with a lot of power. Also, I want a weapon that won't jam/stovepipe, etc. As long as there's a live round, the revolver will fire. Also ammo for a .44mag are usually reasonably easy to find.
I know exactly what standing wipers do. They enter a weird half-squat, similar to what I'd expect Gollum does to clean himself. And then they go back to chaining up small children in their basements.
Might want to save bullet no. 6 for yourself if the first five fail to stop it. That’s not a way anybody wants to go out, fuck Legends Of The Fall.
Is sitting to wipe actually about some kind of poop fetish? I’m trying to rationalize the preference of leaning to the side to check how much poop is left on the paper. Gotta be careful to not smear it on your balls, leg or the seat. What fun!
You must take the messiest shits ever if that’s what will happen to you if you wipe sitting down, like a normal person.
It’s not about messiness, it’s about clearance. If you had to choose between parking in a super tight parking spot with two cars on the line on either side of you or a parking lot with no one in it, would you pick the former?
Do you think blind people walk around with a day’s worth of crusties clogging up their cheeks? Why would you need to look to know you’re done wiping? Maybe wiping in all types of conditions for decades has given me an unusual wealth of experience, but it’s all about the feel of the paper against your butthole. You KNOW when you’re done wiping. Just become one with Uranus.
One day, he'll get old and fall forward, smashing his face on the bathroom floor. And that's the day his children will put him in a nursing home so others can wipe his ass
My in-laws all got bidets and swear by them. Problem is, it’s cold water. Freezing cold well water spraying one’s asshole. I guess you could run a warm water line but that’s just more work.
Ahem, just to detract from the Stand/Sit debacle... A Brown bear heart is STILL 70% effective with a 30.06 hole in it. Back in AK we were taught to use the spray, and then aim for a leg, with a 10-12 gauge deer slug. Aim for the front leg on the 1st shot, then empty the gun into it's face. Hopefully you break it, and they cant get to you as quick, or you shoot the lower jaw off. if that doesn't work, whatever happens after that is up to whatever God you believe in.