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[WDT] IT'S SPRING, BABY! [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 19, 2021.

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  1. Frebis

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    cANAL
     
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  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    technically, that dick went through those ass cheeks, and THEN it got stuck in a tiny canal full of sand
     
    #122 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2021
  3. Crown Royal

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    It was a dick move.
     
    #123 Crown Royal, Mar 25, 2021
  4. NatCH

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    Captain’s probably gonna get the shaft, too.
     
    #124 NatCH, Mar 25, 2021
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    I worked with a guy originally from Virginia who not only told me about this, but brought his in the next day to show me.
     
    #125 walt, Mar 25, 2021
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    “what that you’re using as a toothpick?”

    “raccoon penis”
     
    #126 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2021
  7. walt

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    Apparently they’re handy and easily stored in one’s hat band.
     
    #127 walt, Mar 25, 2021
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    or in ones penis
     
    #128 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2021
  9. NatCH

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    Oh man...I don’t like the way that sounds.





    tee hee
     
    #129 NatCH, Mar 25, 2021
  10. Revengeofthenerds

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    awww fuck. Here we go again. That Suez Canal whoopsies can't get any more meme-y if it tried.
     
    #130 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2021
  11. Crown Royal

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    There will at least be a stern lecture.
     
    #131 Crown Royal, Mar 25, 2021
  12. bewildered

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    I already warned my neighbor to stock up on TP and other pantry dry goods. Hopefully the the knuckleheads around here don't buy out Walmart before Saturday.
     
    #132 bewildered, Mar 25, 2021
  13. Revengeofthenerds

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    I just ordered a case of TP from amazon. We're good with everything else. I don't *think* anything noticeable will come of this, but if it does have an impact for a bit, well.... we'll survive.
     
    #133 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2021
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    I have mastered the bidet and am ready for anything.
     
    #134 bewildered, Mar 25, 2021
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    The weather is better now... just grab the garden hose in the back yard. Done. Just be sure to clench.
     
    #135 Nettdata, Mar 25, 2021
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    Wow I just realized something that’s both cool and depressing:

    I joined the TMMB when I was 15 turning 16. I’m 32 now. This means I’ve “known” some of you cocksuckers for over half my life.

    maybe that’s why I’m so fucked up?
     
    #136 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 25, 2021
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    If you amateurs don't have a detachable shower head you're living like peasants.
     
    #137 Aetius, Mar 25, 2021
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    0C01A4B0-0EB9-4115-A1C4-06747DF26A6F.jpeg
     
    #138 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 26, 2021
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    #139 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 26, 2021
  20. dixiebandit69

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    Why don't they just blast the ship out of the way with a missile strike?

    Really.

    When they're building a road and there's a house in the way, they don't build around the house.
    I'm sure that the lost revenue and supply chain disruptions are going to be WAY more expensive than one ship and its cargo.
     
    #140 dixiebandit69, Mar 26, 2021
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