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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 30, 2021.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Lambo sounds from a beer can

     
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  2. SouthernIdiot

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    Ozzie didn't eat it, he just bit the head off of it.
     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Just Chinese lab workers.
     
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    The bat he bit off on stage. He ATE the head of the dove during the album release meeting. Two doves, actually. He was so fucked up he did it on impulse.

    575DEB43-C582-4666-861D-BAF955FA0422.jpeg
     
    #64 Crown Royal, May 3, 2021
  5. Nettdata

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    So no COVID exchange then? 5 second rule is in effect?
     
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    No, more like Ozzy is an unkillable demi-god, like a Highlander. With all these rock stars dying, I thought it was going to come down Ozzy and Lemmy having some cataclysmic battle onstage, but it appears that someone else must have gotten the best of poor Lemmy.
     
    #66 dixiebandit69, May 3, 2021
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    They say you can't catch it via food. The stomach acid kills it.
     
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  8. SouthernIdiot

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    Drugs are bad, m'kay?
     
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    But what if you just swish it around in your mouth?
     
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  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    What is, things you say on prom night discussing blowjobs with your date?
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    "Just the tip" applies to bats too?
     
    #71 Nettdata, May 3, 2021
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    Probably better to swallow than spit.
     
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    So that is the reason for the divorce?
     
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    It certainly wasn’t because he was hanging around Epstein, apparently.
     
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    May the fourth be with you all.
     
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    No light saber porn photo with that comment? You're slipping.
     
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    #77 bewildered, May 4, 2021
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    Well go figure. I was moving some furniture, set a chair down and it swung around and broke my nose right on the bridge.

    It’s been a few months since I broke something so I figured I was due
     
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    Look here mister! You just watch out, when I get on my pc...
     
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