Pork butt is basically impossible to fuck up, but it’s really difficult to get it fucking awesome and not dry it out. Brisket is really easy to fuck up, but once you figure it out, it’s easy to get it to taste delicious. Just a matter of personal preference between the two I think.
Well fuck me running!!!! Turns out one of my son's teachers, whom actually helped hire years ago, just found out her husband is the owner of the local hand-made pizza place I've been going to since it opened (about 20 years ago). So now they'll be at my son's bday party, eating my homemade salsa, eating my homemade pulled pork, eating my homemade borracho beans. Yeah, no pressure. I don't idolize your work or anything.
Don't know if anyone here watches the Jim Jefferies Show, but he just did a segment on QAnon... and it was fucking HILARIOUS. Everything from Michelle Obama is a dude, NASA is all CGI, JFK is still alive, etc.
In case y'all have been under a rock, there's a massive fucking hurricane expected to hit Hawaii tomorrow. It was a cat 5 this morning, now it's a strong cat 4. I know a few people who live there (military) so I've been following it quite a bit. The Hawaiian government is making this so much worse than it already is, that it's hard not to laugh at their stupidity. First, the governor advised everyone to stock up on 2 weeks of food. Because that's a great way to keep everyone calm and peaceful. Then they said there's not enough room in emergency shelters for everyone (the emergency shelters haven't opened yet). It's like they want to see what anarchy looks like in person.
That would only be a problem if there was, say, heavy precipitation and runoff associated with a hurricane. They'll be fine.
I've been hiking in Maui when it started raining, and that place floods like the ground was made of non-stick. Fortunately we were a bit up from the river, but that thing rose in a hurry and we had to take the really long way back to the car. I can only imagine what a little hurricane will do.
What is the hurricane’s path? On the flip side: If those leftover winds eventually arrive on the west coast could they whip up/spread spread any current forest fires before the rain from the storm arrives? Or would it die long before that?
Hey Juice: You know how you admitted to something on here long ago that you shouldn’t have admitted to? Well, Amber Heard is trending. Go find out why.
Visited Lambeau field yesterday (SKOL Vikings) and it was one hell of an experience. Even as a Vikings fan it's hard to hate the Packers and what they've been through. After that we stopped and visited/toured Doc Harley Davidson which was a really damn neat if you like bikes/cars. It's been one hell of a trip so far with an unexpected 200 mile detour in Canada; new mileage high on my bike before the gas light came on; a broken fairing that required a Lowes parking lot repair and a leaky tire that required plugging and replacement. Were headed back up north towards Lake Superior today to see what else the south shore has to offer us.
Maybe she trusted a fart she shouldn’t have? I’ve made that mistake exactly once. Unfortunately it was at the beginning of a very long airplane ride. And that’s the story of why I no longer eat airport pizza.