To be honest, it sounded like it would be a fucking blast. I'd love to steal a commercial turbo-prop like that... except for the whole "domestic terrorist" and "f-15's on your ass" part.
Go big or go home. He went big. This is kind of funny. One of my roommates is from Japan and has to return home at the end of the month. He has some stupid expensive Lexus. He told Crazy he was just going to give it to him....he didn't feel like dealing with the hassle of selling it. Cue Crazy II screaming his lungs out "Why didn't he give the car to me?!" Uh....probably because you're an asshole that no one likes? That just a guess though. Hell, I may tell the guy I'll flip him $3K for the car and sell it myself.
We're about to get hit by a mother fucker of a storm. Wind is gusting to 60 mph right now and that's just the leading edge. Shit is flying everywhere and I can't even see across the street from the dust being kicked up. EDIT: And a neighbor's tree just took out the fence in the back yard. This should be interesting since Crazy has been suing the guy for something
Y’all I’m finally pooping. It’s been since Tuesday. So I text The Husband to tell him I’m pooping and hey so it turns out the Animoji feature will let you be the poop face and will emoji when you squint your eyes and bear down.
This video shows the end result of a pitbull protecting its owner from an attacking loose dog, but the real attraction is the guy filming it:
No way. Besides the obvious witnesses, her dog both let go AND didn’t try to kill the other dog. I mean, it sure taught it not to bite people again, that’s for fucking sure. Talk about “picked the wrong one”. That was the equivalent of picking a bar fight with a UFC member.
You say “no chance” but I’ve worked in a vets office in areas with BSL. Monster did the right thing but not all municipalities respect that.
That sucks. Maybe that’s why those guys were telling her to get home right away. That dog simply did what it had to, regardless of its breed. You can tell that it’s stable just by how composed it is afterwards. Basically all like “Girl, get me my Kibbles N Bits.” Walked off. No snapping or bloodlust. Pitbulls are one of the best breeds in the world. Anyone who would put a dog down for that just straight up hates dogs, and they shouldn’t be a part of municipalities.
Oh I agree. They’re nowhere near as aggressive as some of the small breeds. It kills me that they’re viewed the way they are.
In light of this breathtakingly close race, which would you choose? As you can see, I chose ghost and it was because ghosts are my favorite in general, but after having some time to think I realized ghosts are the safe bet. There are too many wildcards with the others. Like, my friend chose monsters but he was thinking about it in terms of Frankenstein's monster, who obviously is going to be packing heat, but then also probably wouldn't know what to do with it. But any other monster would probably be too scary, and I think there's too big of a chance aliens would be gross. Robots basically already exist for sex so why would you choose that when you could try a ghost? Just some stuff to ponder on the Lord's day.
Any dude who watches Westworld is going with robot. When you can program how horny your perfectly-designed mate is, there’s no sense in going outside anymore.
They still have to wear full muzzles anywhere in public in Ontario. It’s the dog version of racism. Not Rottweilers. Not Belgiums. Not Dobies. Not even British Staffordshires. Just, and only pitbulls. A string of ignorant, small-dick ownership created that.
Alien, because Star Trek was full of banging ass alien chicks with huge breast. Example Leeta: Internet rule 39 on aliens.
Most aggressive dog I’ve ever personally met was a mini dachshund. One of my in-laws got it from an animal shelter, clearly abused. That thing was Satan. Ended up biting so much of my in-law’s calf that she had to have reconstructive surgery and now walks with a limp. Don’t let the size of the dog fool you. If they have teeth, they can bite.
Worst dog I've ever encountered was my grandmother's little poodle... it was a fucking asshole who bit/nipped everybody in range that wasn't my grandmother. Last time it went at me, when I was a kid, my dad kicked it in the fucking head with a steel-toed work boot on... it learned to stay the hell away from me after that. God I hated that fucking dog.
At PetSmart yesterday, I met a 210 lb English mastiff. The sweetest giant. And twice the size of Otto. I’m still amazed at the size of that animal.