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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Rush-O-Matic, Aug 10, 2018.

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  1. jdoogie

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    Because it already had the white sheets. For... other things.
     
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    I still want to know how we all knew about the Alec Baldwin Richard Gere gerbil up the ass and Rod Stewart stomach full of cum urban myths(?) well before the Internet ever existed.
     
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    The version I heard was Richard Gere.
     
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    You are correct. Brain fart on my part this morning.
     
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  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    I remember hearing the Rod Stewart one when I was in like 8th grade or something. Why? I mean, how does that propagate to 8th graders around the world?
     
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    UFOs?
     
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    I heard it in 10th grade. My boy came home from school in '97 or '98 and told me the same story except it was Marilyn Manson.
     
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    Nah, Marilyn Manson got some ribs removed so he could suck his own dick. Anybody who went through middle school in the late 90’s knows that.
     
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    Yep, he told me that one too.
     
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    Manson was the removed rib to suck his own dick in my neck of the woods. We had the same Gere and Stewart stories.
     
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    How does that even work? I just checked. The presence of a rib or two is not the limitation that prevents me from sucking my own dick.

    Also, I am now lightheaded.
     
    #132 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 16, 2018
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    How did it taste after it was tucked up your ass all day?
     
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    I must be from a different era. It was still Gere with the gerbil, by I heard it was Britney Spears with the cummy-tummy.
     
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    Britney Spears wasn't alive when I was in school. Just sayin.
     
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    Rod Stewart’s was a legendary one. Asshole still denies it, too.

    My favourite is Mama Cass choking to death on a ham sandwich.
     
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    When I heard about the Rod Stewart bukkakefest when I was a freshman in highschool, I told my friends about it and we tried to calculate how many guys it would take to produce a whole stomach full of baby-gravy.
    It was just mind boggling.
     
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    To be fair, it was the coroner that spread that one... because there was a coke and a ham sandwich close to her when she died.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ham-and-wheeze/
     
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    You can figure out how the rumour so meleovlantly spread too: “Oh yeah she’s fat, so it makes sense!”
     
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