Are you talking about what you posted in the Rant thread? Because I had to read what you wrote about 3 times, because I didn't understand your grammar or word combinations or something. But, isn't "My sister-in-law caught me jerking off" the title to about 20% of the pornhub videos? And, also, does she swallow?
It's only a tramp line if the tan line includes the outline of your thong. Shirts made for cyclists are longer in the back specifically to prevent this. "This" being the exposure of your back, not the thong outline. Maybe the thong outline, too, I guess. I've never dabbled in those waters myself.
There was a mid-air collision at the North Las Vegas airport today, my dad and I used to fly out of there. A 172 and a Piper PA-46, both with 2 people on board, no survivors. It was around 110 degrees at the time, so neither had much maneuverability, and I'm kind of wondering what they were doing in the air in the first place...at 110 I don't think dad's 172 would've even gotten into the air with both of us on board.
I though it was a subtle way of making comment on the size of the ass that would need dunny paper of that size rather than an observation on housekeeping. But if the butt fits...
The Ash vs Evil Dead really escalates the gratuitous violence and gore through the seasons. It's fucking delightful.
Oh yeah. The kill with the harp in the school music class is just unreal. It’s hilarious like part 2 and 3, with the excruciating violence of the original. That show is just about as perfect as fan service gets for a cult hit. Every single episode it swings for the fences in extremes.
I posted this after the fight between Kelly and the hand puppet, which was mauling her neck as she was gurgling in a bedpan of pee. The scene where Ash gets pulled up the butthole of the deadite in the morgue and wears it like a headdress as he's flailing around doing his gorey thing sticks with me the most. Just utter, disguising gore. I could hardly look it was so gross. I was disgusted but laughing.
I'm sure y'all have heard about the sriracha sauce shortage. I have a theory about this: Huoy Phong (?) foods is intentionally halting production and keeping shelves empty. In a month or so, sriracha will return in a different, smaller bottle, for the same price. Shrinkflation at work. I saw Pedigree do this with their 50 pound bags of dog food. Now you can only get 44 pound bags FOR THE SAME PRICE. Let's see if I'm wrong.