The hotel doesn't have a bar and I forgot my flask, but the Applebee's shared a parking lot with the hotel . . . so my options were limited. Also, neat and up are not the same thing. Neat she knew.
Regardless I think I want all of my Applebee’s beverages drowning in ice so I can’t taste them as well.
Just split with the girl I've been seeing. It's kind of complicated, but one of the reasons was she felt overwhelmed. "I went from like 1 or 2 orgasms a day, to like 100." I gave this chick orgasms from her nipples, and eventually could trigger one verbally...which is a power I could not help but abuse, to my utter delight. We may have had p in v sex 3 times in one day, once. Most days, none. Most of the time we spent together was just snuggling, watching tv, cooking or the sporadic hike/road trip. And like....the first time we had this "I'm overwhelmed" conversation was when we break up? The actual fidget spinner fuck? I've been dumped for a lot of weird shit, but never "You make me cum too much."
I would take that as a compliment and use it in pickup lines in the future. Next date: "so what happened with the last one?" "Oh, I made her cum too much." *immediately cums*
We still have electricity. People a few miles away do not. Just watching the ice grow on the trees and power lines by the hour, shouldn't be long now.
Last gf measured. I'm 5/8" away from the world's longest tongue. It would be nice to have record length elsewhere, but take what you can get. Fucked up part is I had to have speech therapy as a kid, and then my high school gf figured out why.... I can't find a lesbian to serve as a test subject for quality comparisons. You'd figure in DC that'd be easy, but all the replies I get just bitch about the patriarchy or some shit. Most of the stuff I did with latest ex was manual/verbal. She'd tap out after about 5 minutes during oral. For now, I'm just using this talent to eat wings. Yay, not single for Valentine's Day....dumped on the 15th. Ugh.
Pretty much, yes. She got HPV, a donkey punch, two empty liquor bottles and a punch card with three holes missing for Cici's Pizza... Nah, I ordered her a bunch of shit that still hasn't arrived, thanks to the weather. So, we did an impromptu shopping excursion: Costco for new bedding, chocolates and a Baby Yoda squishmallow, and then I stood there awkwardly and uselessly while she picked out some dresses and clothes. Fancy smokehouse takeout for dinner. I think the tab was $300 for everything. I got two t-shirts and a card. This week makes me wish I was gay.
Just had to pull the Amazon driver's truck out of the Mother-in-law's yard. It's been a long time since I've seen, in person, someone do something so stupid with a motor vehicle. Left the nice, level driveway to turn around in very unlevel grass when it has been raining for fucking months. He could have backed up 50' to a gravel turn-around and avoided the whole mess.
I feel like you should have this made into a t-shirt or something. Take heart, I got a bird feeder that is a giant hook with a roll of suet on it. If that didn't scream "last minute purchase since it's next to Panera", I don't know what does.