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[WDT] 'MERICA THANKSGIVING WEEK [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Nov 20, 2020.

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  1. wilder111

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    What-in-the-Blue-Fuck type of kids were being raised that you can't SPOT a 13 year old? Especially in a bar? Back when I managed a Grocery store, we had an honor-system where if you spotted an attractive female, but couldn't figure out if they were out of H.S., it was a "Flag-on the-Play", I.E. "ineligible receiver".
     
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    All I can say is that sometimes 13 years olds have genes that make their body appear to be much, much older. This girl did. The only red flag to me was how stupid she sounded when she opened her mouth to speak. The body was good to go, her mind not so much.
     
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    I am NOT a rapist!
     
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    For me, the way we'd do it is to go from the center of the belly out, plucking against the grain, upward toward the head. Definitely recommend the scald--that should help loosen things up (though I'm not sure about the dish soap). The textured gloves will definitely help.

    It's one of those things that gets easier with practice, so just give yourself time and be patient. Also, do it somewhere you can make a mess.
     
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    Somewhere, there is a girl that would try it, or perhaps has tried it. That's the beauty of the world we live in, it's so full of adventurous people ready to push boundaries.
     
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    only way to clean @bewildered’s colon after one of her bunny-level shits
     
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    This is true, and I feel so sorry for how stressed out that must make their dads.

    When you have a son, you have ONE penis to worry about. When you have a daughter you have to worry about ALL of them at the same.
     
  11. bewildered

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    The shit is the way to clean your colon.

    Get zen with me. Oooooammmm....
     
  12. bewildered

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    By the way, if you want a bread machine recipe that is high fiber and highly satisfying.

    3c whole wheat flour
    3T corn psyllium
    3T brewer's yeast
    3T vital wheat gluten
    1.5c warm water
    2.25t yeast
    1/4 - 1/3c honey (I do a free pour and usually overshoot the 1/4c I'm sure)
    1t salt

    Do it. Your colon will thank you.
     
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    I’m watching A Quiet Place for the first time.

    All I can think of is
    STOP CRYING ABOUT YOUR DEAD SON AND TELL HIM THERE IS A NAIL IN THAT STEP
     
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    Just a suspect, then? Keep those updates coming, they can't hurt your case at all.
     
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    Our current cat is an awesome cat. He is loving and playful and does his business outside rather than in a litter box. But, he is a raging psychopath. He will try to kill anything that moves, and most of the time he's successful. If he doesn't kill an animal a day, he seems disappointed in himself. Today he brought up a squirrel that he killed, over the summer he drug a 3' black snake in the yard and killed it in front of me, snatching birds out of the air is routine. It's impressive how violent this cat is.
     
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    Poor @Fiveslide over there waiting to post his link until a new WDT so that the discussion doesn't get interrupted and gets one passing soylent green comment.

    It's hard to compete against penises (duck OR human) as a discussion topic, apparently.
     
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    We should bury his post in the closed thread just to teach him a lesson.
     
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    Or better yet just live near the waterfall, idiots.
     
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    I know, right?!?

    Or if you have electricity, go get a fucking speaker and set it up like a continuous tornado siren.
     
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    Speaking of duck penises.

    After we slaughtered the duck his penis popped out a little while I was hosing him off. Then it got cooked when I scalded him.

    It was a helpful little flag when I went to remove his guts. "Here's my cloaca!" It said.
     
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