Try standing in formation as a young cadet when you're introduced to your new training officer...Major Poon.
I know that secretaries like to refer to themselves as “executive assistants”, but does anybody else call them that besides other secretaries?
This year is so fucking bad, I wouldn't buy a damned 2020 model year, even if it came with good luck charms. Fuck outta here with your haunted ass Kia. Give me a vintage 2019, back when reality was shared and tolerable.
That’s a decent example of just how soft, slow, and weak we truly are as a raw species. Life ain’t a fucking Disney film. Without guns or fences you’re lunch.
Chappelle dropped 20 minutes talking about how comedy central screwed him over with Chappelle's Show. https://www.instagram.com/p/CH-rR9znT3g
2020 is what happens when you move the engine from the front of the Corvette and then don't offer a manual transmission in it. Fucking Chevrolet brought some bad juju on the entire planet.
Thank you for lovin’ me! Thank you for bein’ there! Personally, I enjoyed the Linda/Gayle duet “Sailors in Your Mouth.”
Happy Thanksgiving, ijuts! I hope your bellies will be full and you get some family & friends interaction, whatever form that may take in Crazy Times. I have a lot to be thankful for, and I hope you all do, too.
Sailors in your mouth, Sailors in your mouth, That's what Thanksgiving Is all about! Bob's burgers is my background noise show when I just want something familiar.
I didn’t give it a chance until I saw “Electric Love,” which is a very clever and well written song. also, I want a cat named Mr. Jim Business.
Aww. Pour one out for iczorro. Also, I’ve mentioned this before, but I met the guy who sang that. Big nerd, but nice.