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[WDT] 'MERICA THANKSGIVING WEEK [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Nov 20, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    I mean, I wouldn't eat the star anise whole but you do you.
     
  2. shimmered

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    I only hear them called assistants.



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    Let me add, I’m so grateful for you guys. You’ve all provided much needed perspective, levity, and connection at times I very much needed it.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    That duck looks incredibly tasty! I'd say you knocked it out of the park... except you didn't post a shot of the inside...
     
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    So.. today I learned that I can't carve a bird worth spit.

    Duck is pretty dark in appearance but if you closed your eyes you'd have a hard time telling it apart from smoked chicken. Maybe like chicken with a touch of turkeyness. The brine was perfect and it would have sucked without it.
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    Administrative assistants. And if you ever had a good one you wouldn’t underestimate them.

    I am thankful for this board. I’m a casual participant but it’s been a long journey, and you’re often in my head, even if you don’t hear from me.

    As discussed in a past thread, we’re looking for original “traditions “. I’m going to try to convince the family that duck should be on the Christmas menu.
     
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    Do it! You won't be sorry.

    I'm going to adopt the tradition of Christmas Eve dinner with apple pie dessert to eat for breakfast the next morning during present opening. Whose was that... @Binary maybe?
     
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    Yep. Love it. Apple pie is the greatest breakfast in the history of time.
     
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    Man-hands spotted.
     
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    We can't all have delicate ladyfingers like you. Some of us use our hands to get shit done.
     
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    Like what? Cracking walnuts and mixing cement? Go back under your bridge where you belong.
     
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    Love Thanksgiving, can take or leave the turkey. Since we are all sequestered at home with no family I grilled up a tri-tip roast which was easy peasy (compared to all the rigmarole that goes on with prepping and cooking a turkey and it was fabulous. The wife (vegetarian) had a "celebration roast" which is like a Tofurkey but different, I guess.
     
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    Shh shh shhhhhhh, now.
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    God I love this place.
     
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    This was the first year in the 20 years we’ve been married that we stayed home for Thanksgiving. And you know, it was nice, just the four of us. My wife made enough food to feed twice as many people, but after it was over and the kitchen cleaned up, we just chilled. Watched some tv together and enjoyed the peace.

    Today is our sons 16th birthday. And since we couldn’t do a big party like we did for his brother, we got him an electronic drum kit. There’s no way we would have paid what it retails for, but a friend of ours for it, never used it, and made us one hell of a deal on it. He was very surprised when he saw it, and of course took to it like a fish to water. Best part is, he can put headphones on and all we hear is some tapping.

    Not a bad story to the weekend. I wish it’d dry up a little so I can hang the lights outside.
     
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    A few of y'all had asked where I found the place I bought in California and I PM'd back that e-bay sometimes has good deals on real estate. Sometimes.

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    10.35 acres in ponotoc Mississippi, on the corner of martin luther king and naylor just google martin Luther king and naylor street, ponotoc, Mississippi high bid plus 499 dollar document fee so this is considered first payment of 500 dollars , so 500 dollars x 19 first payment sent I After first payment 0 % interest 10000 dollars or cash offeres please call me aptms.club my site

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    Y'all know I have a soft spot for Mississippi, so I'm pleased to report the seller is from Kentucky. Isn't that where the inbred blue people came from?
     
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    He's never gonna recover from jake paul beating his ass



    I'm not sure if I like the "oh LAWD!!!" or the "call the amb-u-lance" more
     
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    That was a (as Will Smith says in Spies In Disguise) "sleepy night night" punch.
     
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    I fell asleep before this fight. Ive never watched an exhibition match. Are they all this low rent with Mario Lopez hucking WeedMaps and Snoop Dogg commentating? I guess Tyson and Jones werent allowed to knock each other out? And they fought to a draw... I miss Mike Tyson wanting to stomp on your children's testicles.
     
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    I have never learned that one play-by-play twat’s name because can’t fucking stand him, he ruins every sport he touches. Go back to pro wrestling with your pre-prepared one-liners and annoying calls.

    Even Chris Berman wants him to shut up.
     
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    Putting stipulations on it was dumb. These two men are killers— the best boxer of the 80’s and the best boxer of the 90’s don’t need to be treated like little sissy girls. Let’s them train long for a rematch and give them a REAL fight.
     
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