That is a new high bar for "trashiest rich white people shit" ever said. It's a crazy escalation from "she got a UTI from pouring champagne in her pussy". I salute you, sir.
Can we at least salute the level of whore it takes to be suffering from mono and still go out to be fingered by a stranger at the horse track?
Yeah, I’m not proud of it. My wife certainly wasn’t impressed when I told her. Despite how sick I was, that was some of the wildest few days of my life. Hooking up with that girl was not even in the top 5 craziest things to happen that weekend either. So much random, weird shit all at once. Sadly, they stopped allowing people to bring alcohol onto the infield of the Preakness the very next year.
Come on man, that was supposed to be my joke! How long did your wife yell at you before you went to the hospital that time, though?
It was when I was in college. We knew each other, but wouldn’t start dating for another couple years.
Yeah people think those horse races are prestigious, but they only show the assholes who dress up in the box seats on TV. They never show the tens of thousands of drunken assholes throwing empties at each other who turn it into a glorified NASCAR event.
The new TV showed up and holy balls it is huge. I'm sort of embarrassed at the size of this thing. Now how the fuck do we wall mount this thing without getting the neighbors involved.
It's amazing how quickly you become accustomed to that larger TV. Went through something similar myself, and for a few days it was almost uncomfortably large, and now it's just normal and I can't imagine having a smaller one.
Yeah that first stage is were I'm at now. To be fair with the size of the room it is a good size based on measurements but it was as tall as he man who brought it in and I'm feeling very weird feelings. Like what did we do?! Doggies to scale
I have no idea what kind of shop my business partner is running. He had no need for a little single drawered work bench so I brought down to my shop. Taking it out of the truck and these fall out from behind the drawer. That is a bottle of lube a pocket dildo. WTF?!
I have a 70 inch tv. It was huge for a mont. now I walk by the 90 inch one at Costco and salivate. It makes TV watching way more fun.
The movie industry may be permanently changed. Warner Brothers just announced all of it's 2021 movies will be released simultaneously in theaters and on HBO MAX for one month. https://twitter.com/TheWrap/status/1334566978871308294
Look, I just want to watch fucking Dune already. I read the book just so I could see the movie afterward, and they've already pushed it back like a year.
I recall you saying the same thing after reading “New Moon”. You couldn’t wait to see CGI wolves yelling at each other in retard voices.
WHY would you do that? Did you never read my review of "Color Out of Space"? If there's EVER a movie you want to watch that's based on a book, watch the movie first, and be entertained. If you do it the other way around, you will just be nit-picking the movie.