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[WDT] MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 7, 2021.

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  1. Juice

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    I need to pour a drink before this continues.
     
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    All y’all need Jesus.
     
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    what, you’ve never thought about the color of your roommates pubes?
     
    #23 Revengeofthenerds, May 7, 2021
  4. bewildered

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    Or get a cigarette ready.
     
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    Hey, I just wanted to congratulate your mom on a life well-lived.
     
    #25 dixiebandit69, May 7, 2021
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    All good.

    She’s 74.
     
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    Right here, right now?
     
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    You’re unbelievable.
     
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    Still waiting for his return.
     
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    Ahhhh Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
     
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    My mother raised 6 babies and yet, talking about the poo that my child just rolled everywhere is making her want to vomit. Oh, and yeah bebe did it, poo everywhere, sprayed that kid off in the shower.

    Oh look, wine time is early today.
     
    #32 bewildered, May 7, 2021
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    If it helps, I've never changed a diaper.
     
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    One time my kid shit himself so bad I took him outside and hosed him off
     
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    Just something to look forward to in later life: Older relatives need care too. I had to change my aunt's diapers once she reached that stage.
     
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    You ARE the father!
     
    #36 SouthernIdiot, May 7, 2021
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    I knew I was the father when he started falling off step stools
     
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    My husband jokes about that, but we have a detachable shower head so I'd rather not scar my almost 1 year old for performing a normal bodily function.

    Our house has stairs. Ain't nobody moving in with us.

    But seriously, fuck stairs. I've fallen up and down them at least 5 times already. I started getting really careful after that time I feel while holding the baby.
     
    #38 bewildered, May 7, 2021
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    he thought it was funny. I told him we were both taking a hose shower. Who's gonna complain, the coyotes?
     
    #39 Revengeofthenerds, May 7, 2021
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    There are times in my life when I think to myself, "It would be cool to have a kid. Raising a human, that's incredible." Then, I hear stories about babies rolling around in their own shit and bringing them outside to hose them down and I'm like, "Yeah....All good with that one dawg."
     
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