Fun fact, did you know dogs sneeze when you are playing with them to tell you they are not being mean, they are just playing. Dogs are cool.
fun fact, if you 3 year old sees you grab your wife's ass and she laughs, he too will grab her ass. Usually in the least appropriate place possible. Like in public. Or when she's dropping him off at school.
My dad used to do that to me when I was a baby! My mom freaked out about it the first time, but my dad was all "what the hell's the harm," and she didn't say anything about it again. It was probably his way of getting out of diaper duty. Fun fact: I singlehandedly toilet-trained Li'l Bandit. It took a week. It was the first week the US went back to war in Iraq, and I had just been fired from my job at Circle K. I was watching live news the whole time, and every commercial break, I'd take him to the bathroom. He pretty much caught on after the first couple of days, and he was free of "accidents" after that. He was a really easy kid to raise.
Officially, I was fired for working off the clock (I put up some banners while I was waiting for my ex-wife to drop off Li'l Bandit after a shift), and I was caught on camera. Real reason: we had gotten a new manager a month prior, and he brought in his own team of employees, and he fired all of the old crew on the same day.
gotta love at-will employment. And with proof, there went any chance you had of an unemployment claim too.
how the... guess they didn’t bother fighting it? Also, Diamond Shamrock needs to come back. I’m tired of this Valero shit
He knew what he did. All of the people he brought in were related to him or his family in some way. WELCOME TO LIFE IN THE FUCKING VALLEY!
Somehow, I had Circle K's near my place in Indonesia. Imagine my surprise when I saw one in the US upon my return. Can one of y'all explain Bucee's to me? I thought it was an angry beaver themed Costco when I first saw it.
My kid bathes in the lake or a plastic bin on the back deck when it is warm. He probably won't have a typical bath until October. Speaking of kids, we just watched Mitchells VS the Machines. That was the funniest animated movie I've seen.
The neighbors are trying to sell their house. Lot's of cars there today. Unfortunately for them today is "Stagger around the yard drunk without pants" Saturday
Better than having someone move in that's going to freak out the next time it happens. Because we all know that there's going to be a next time.
Anyone looking out their front window shortly after midnight on Thursday would have seen me weaving down the street, using the occasional tree or stop sign for support, as I literally staggered home from my buddy’s house. I was, however, wearing pants.