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[WDT] MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 7, 2021.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    In 2021 all scrolling is doomscrolling.
     
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    From work, this pipeline shit is back to normal by the end of the week, Monday at the latest.

    So.....wtf are these people doing?
     
    #122 downndirty, May 13, 2021
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    The bags of gasoline will keep them safe from something dangerous, like a vaccine.
     
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    How does it not occur to you as you're pumping gas into a trash bag to go: "I'd rather be autistic."
     
    #124 downndirty, May 13, 2021
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    when their toilet paper runs out they clean their asses with gas. World’s most dangerous bidet
     
    #125 Revengeofthenerds, May 13, 2021
  6. Crown Royal

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    You know you live amongst idiots when the “life imitates art” subject is Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
     
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  7. bewildered

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    Thanks internet for this one simple trick!
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    #127 bewildered, May 13, 2021
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Do your handles not line up vertically? That would drive me insane.
     
    #128 Rush-O-Matic, May 13, 2021
  9. Crown Royal

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    Nobody likes symmetry. It’s pleasant to look at, who needs that shit?
     
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  10. bewildered

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    Well fuck, now I can't unsee that.

    It's probably something I did. The one out of line is the one I fixed. The front came off and I fixed it with gorilla glue and a hammer.
     
    #130 bewildered, May 13, 2021
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    Ten bucks says you put it back on upside down.
     
    #131 Aetius, May 13, 2021
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    My OCD is in overdrive. Thanks 'wildered!
     
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    You want to start a GoFundMe for your misuse of Gorilla Glue? That last chick got, like, $20k.
     
    #133 Fiveslide, May 13, 2021
  14. bewildered

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    There are grooves along the sides and bottom that the sides sit in. Couldn't have fucked it up that bad even if I tried. Where's my $10?

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    It was Gorilla Glue brand wood glue. They have a whole line of products.

    Gawd, y'all. I'm dumb but I ain't special.
     
    #134 bewildered, May 13, 2021
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    You DID see the pic you posted, right?
     
    #135 Nettdata, May 13, 2021
  16. bewildered

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    So...flirting with that line?

    I am not a neat person. That drawer is not the most fucked up thing in my house.
     
    #136 bewildered, May 13, 2021
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    Due to my cabinet background, I am beyond OCD when it comes to door alignment. The corner upper in my kitchen isn't square to the wall so the door gaps are off a smidge. It takes a fair amount of will power to not want to rip the crown molding off, re-shim the cabinet and redo the crown.
     
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  18. bewildered

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    I have a long term goal of renovating the kitchen, but we have to finish all the floors first. They are super old but the downstairs was just embarrassingly bad. The downstairs floors are finished now and we painted. I still have some small things to wrap up there but being the highly distracted individual that I am, it might be next year for it to really be done done.

    I am getting officially evaluated for ADHD starting next week. So maybe the downstairs will get done slightly faster than that, if it turns out that's part of my problem.
     
    #138 bewildered, May 13, 2021
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    The best way to keep everyone from focusing on your drawers being out of line, is to post a picture in the boobie thread. Otherwise, the mockery is likely to continue.
     
    #139 Rush-O-Matic, May 13, 2021
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    I don’t believe you.
     
    #140 Nettdata, May 13, 2021
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