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[WDT] MOTHER'S DAY WEEKEND[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 7, 2021.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    what would be the most fucked up thing in your house?
     
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    Probably the mirrors
     
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    I was going to say, me, but ouch.
     
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    Actually, scratch that, the sprinklers are the most fucked up right now. I managed to successfully replace a mister that was shooting water but failed on adjusting radius on the heads. Then the baby seemed to be waking on the monitor so I couldn't finish watching the video on how to do it, but bebe went back to sleep, and now I'm posting here instead of finishing that. Also one zone won't turn off so I've been turning off the whole system at the box.

    I would have said the ceilings in the laundry room, where a ton of holes were cut out, but we hired somebody and got that taken care of.
     
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    This reads like some kind of weird euphemism for divorcing a guy with sexual dysfunction.
     
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    Am I the only one that doesn't get what the picture is supposed to show? Is this like baby proofing the cabinets? Is it so you can open all the drawers at the same time? I'm lost on this, someone help....
     
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    Sprinklers are actually the most fucked up thing for us too. The current moron who is working on them, I'm convinced I now know more than, but he was the one who worked on the house under the previous owners and knows where everything is. It's one of my "once I recover my energy" projects.

    Our worst thing are the bathroom walls. Old bathrooms, full wall mirrors above the sinks. We're having someone come in soon and replace them with shiplap, but he's one of those who is more artist than worker.

    Also slowly replacing our light fixtures which currently look like if someone with "live laugh love" signs everywhere ran into a good tax return.
     
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    It’s so you can trap four small children in a highboy. That’s what they get for speaking Spanish.
     
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    joke's on you. I don't have to buy toilet paper for years now. Thanks to my sister, whom I'm convincing that toilet paper expires.
     
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    Jungle Julia found some pygmy owlettes that fell out of their nest!

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    You need to contact someone, there are serious rules regarding Owls, Falcons, and Hawks.
     
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    I was hoping some hooters would get posted to TiB soon, but I was thinking something else.
     
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    I was about to make a joke about how I can’t shoot those but even I thought it was in bad taste.

    dude seriously, iirc you can get in trouble for even having them in your house. Beautiful birds, terrifying consequences getting on the wrong side of the law due to them
     
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    Maybe. But if you cook them properly, they taste just like Bald Eagle.
     
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    I really do love owls... they are so fluffy and are just two monstrous drum sticks for bodies.

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    Not much meat on them though. Unless you get them before they puke out their guts.
     
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    So who's going to snitch us out?

    And what else are we supposed to do with them?
    They fell from a tree branch that got blown down, and we don't want them to die.

    We could put them back where she found them (in the duck pen), but I don't think that would be too good for them.

    Just for the record, thanks for letting me know that this could be potentially legally disastrous.
     
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    Call the local game warden... they will come out and pick them up and, if needed, take them to a local rehabber, or they may find the nest and then put them back.

    Source: I watch Lone Star Law and have seen them do exactly that, a few times.
     
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