I have a cheapie Mr. Coffee machine and it says 6 cups but they aren't 8 ounce cups. It fills my average sized coffee mug 3 times.
Same here, but I do 2/3 decaf grounds after my first morning cup. Not as much creamer for me, though. Then I drink at least one 1/2 gallon jug of water the rest of the day.
I go with the zero sugar options to curb it a little bit. I am a heavy creamer person myself. Probably 2 ounces per cup. I’m down to two cups a day. I still burn through a creamer bottle by Thursday.
I’m just confused about the backsplash aspect. Every single portajohn I’ve used has had a good 2-foot drop to the blue lagoon. Are you guys taking fucking boulder shits or something?
Or it was just perfectly formed and resulted in the absolute best "sploosh" that science could create. Olympic level distance/height.
You're not a professional pooper unless you can get the self bidet effect from using a long drop dunny
Height would be determined by the total displacement of waste though. Worst one I’ve ever been in is still the first year I went to Bonnaroo. Shit piled above the rim of the toilet by a good 6-7 inches with a bloody tampon as the cherry on top. They got much better emptying them in subsequent years. Luckily I only had to piss. Why the urinal extension isn’t a universal feature on portopotties still flabbergasted me.