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[WDT] NAME YOURSELF [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 9, 2021.

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  1. Aetius

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    Michael Reeves is back

     
  2. Fiveslide

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    Cory here. Tired of spelling it for everyone, just pick a spelling and if I think it is important, I will make sure you have the right one.

    My last name is not a common one, constantly have to repeat it and then spell it.

    When they ask my name at restaurants so they can call it out, I usually just pick a random word, like 'beast', or something with three letters, like Tom, or maybe even a just a letter, like J.

    I'd have changed my name as a kid if I could have. Now I'm too lazy to go through it.
     
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    Donald.

    Between the former President and the Duck, I've not enjoyed it.

    And yet, I still can't go by Don...even when I hear it, I assume they are talking about someone else.
     
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    What about Donny?
    He was a good man. And a good bowler.
     
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    God damn I love that movie.
     
  6. Revengeofthenerds

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    Trying delta 8 for the first time. There might be something to this...
     
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    I’m a Ken too, and I sympathize. Bunch of unoriginal fucks. Hurr durr shit right there.

    The name’s fine, and I have a sweet last name to go with it, but I get glassy-eyed hearing the same fucking joke thinking about choking them uncontrollably.
     
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    Narrator: there was something to this
     
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    Yes but how many times did you use the “hey Doll I’m Ken” pickup line?
     
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    A Christopher here as well, but please don’t call me that. There’s very few people I don’t correct when they use my full name.

    And no I’m not a “Topher” either. Which could be pronounced “top her”... maybe it should be and they’d stop using it.

    Decades ago, a friends mom said I looked more like a “Gary”. I still have no idea what that meant.
    What would I name myself? I’d probably go with “Michael” my middle name.
     
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    you don’t spell it Kris and make people guess your gender do you?
     
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    Hi, I'm Wilder. Yep, that's my 1st name. I got named after Thorton Wilder(playwright). I hated my name growing up, cause kids are cruel. Being in my mid 30's now, I just judge people on weather or not they make the same lame 3 jokes upon meeting me, or if they just move on.

    Also, not sayin/just sayin, you give your kid a name that everyone remembers, it makes it very hard to be an asshole.
     
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    Anyone ever noticed that a beautiful woman’s ass looks like a cat smiling?

    ....no?

    ... just me?

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    maybe that’s why they call it a pussy
     
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    I am a Katherine and I go by Kate, NOT Katie. But when you're a short girl and you look young, people like to diminutive-ize your name, even if it means adding an extra syllable and ignoring how hard you roll your eyes. I think there was a brief time in middle school when I wanted some elaborate fluffy name like Isabella or something, but that's just proof that 11 year olds are stupid.
     
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    Any Steve's here?

    Buddy's kid's name is Magnus. At first I thought he was joking. It's "Unik" and memorable, but if you had to guess how it's pronounced and spelled, you'd probably guess right. It's grown on me,
     
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    I mean, Magnus is a real name, it's just most popular with a culture that is somewhat small and not well represented. There have been six saints, four Kings of Sweden, and seven Kings of Norway named Magnus, and one chess grandmaster.
     
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    No one asked, nerd.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    It’s a strong man’s name.
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    I have the Italian version of John Smith as my name, but I was going to be a Joe one way or another. Both of my grandfathers were Joseph and my grandmother was Josephine.
    I've always like somewhat unusual, but not too crazy names I wished my parents had gone with instead.
    Oscar, Jasper, Oliver, Sebastian, Dominic.
     
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    “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”
     
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